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[ I'm going to be on another account today. Just not feeling too chipper, I'm feeling more ---- hateful. So Bender isn't cooperating but another muse is. ] 

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[ Who wants to Skype? ]

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[ Long day today. Tonight is just a long, lonesome night. Past few weeks have been very skewed and alien to me. ]

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[ Sorry dad. Tyler is a bad influence on me. ] 

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          ❝ That would be appriciated —…alright, two fifty works.               Don’t tell too    many people,   alright?   Lindsay will               probably want to keep this as lowkey as possible. ❞

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     "Lowkey is my middle name, you can count on me." Bender reassured. Of course he wasn't going to say anything but decided to sound suspicious nevertheless. 

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✾ - round two!

✾ - What do you look for in other people’s writing? [ A good grasp of their character. To me, if you write your character horribly, then your entire post will be horrible in my eyes. It could be written beautifully, aesthetically speaking, but if you miss the character, and who they are, it’ll look horrendous in my eyes. Now, if you write your character properly, to me your writing will look golden. It’s a sort of strange way to see things. I’m not for sure if others are this way but this is how I view other’s writing. If you are on key with your character, then your writing will do the rest. ]

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✕ - What would set you entirely off roleplaying with someone? [ It would have to be something quite bizarre. I think with Bender, it would be a lot that would set me off entirely? Because I wish to keep him in a certain reality. I wouldn’t want him running into eaterofwxrlds and have some sort of interaction going on. I just don’t ever see Bender interacting with Pennywise, it would be strange. ( Don’t fuqin do it Pwise I swur to gan ) But in general, let’s forget the whole Bender thing, in general, it would have to be someone really pushy who wishes to ship my character with their own, and it wouldn’t make sense, and would go against my character’s fictional morale code, I suppose you can say. That’s just an example though. ] ✏ - Why did you choose your muse? [ Because kniivesandlint is a piece of shit and ended up making a Cher blog from Clueless and a Daniel blog from Freaks & Geeks, and it influenced me greatly to pick up Bender. Thanks a lot, Tyler, you sonvabitch. ] The last one has been answered previously.  

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♪ - How do you decide on your muse’s dialogue?[ I’m not exactly for sure, to be honest. I never have this answer when it comes to any of the muses I pick up. My current emotions do not negate how he acts or what have you. I’m usually pretty, I guess you can say, robotic when it comes to writing. People let their current emotions influence their writing sometimes, or at least some do, but I tend to keep those two separate. I wonder how Bender would react in a certain situation or what he would say. Realistically, if I don’t believe he would say or do something, then I won’t write it. I have to see and hear it for me to write it properly. Plain and simple. ] 

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Questions about the writing process.

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♪ - How do you decide on your muse’s dialogue?  ♕ - What are 5 writing tips you’d give to beginners?  ✏ - Why did you choose your muse?  ☆ - How did you go about getting a grip on your muse’s character?  ♎ - What is one thing you love about your writing?  ✾ - What do you look for in other people’s writing?  ✕ - What would set you entirely off roleplaying with someone?  ✄ - Three phrases you use too much in your writing?  ★ - Wild card: whatever else you want to ask. 

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                   How was it that someone she had barely begun to know could piss her off so quickly? It wasn’t the fact that he’d said no; Heather knew how to deal with nos. It was what he said afterwards.. The fact that it hit her where it hurt. Her cool exterior was beginning crack and she didn’t care.                         ‘  What makes you think you’re my last resort?  ’

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     He paused, her question wasn't really something she completely thought through. "Because I'm a neanderthal. A head. A loser. A bum. A worthless nobody. Shall I go on?" His voice monotone, just giving her a simple list according to her. "Again --- it's obvious you've burned too many bridges in your time, and now you're stuck with me. You realize I'm always going to be your last bet rather you like it or not, sweetheart." 

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"Can't do it, dude."

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                     ‘   What do you mean you can’t do it?                                  I’m not asking you to actually date me or anything—                                  You don’t even have to wear a tie.  ’

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     Bender let out an exaggerated sigh, along with a roll of his eyes. "Why come to me, Princess? Acted like too much of a bitch for people to do you favors anymore?" 

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'i heard he lit a state trooper on fire. he just did a year in san quentin' *cut to Verona as the muffled song of 'Fuck the police' plays in the distance* 

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[ Home from an exhausting day, yay. ] 

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[ Fuck it, seven eight is close enough. I'll do it when I get home from work tonight ayyye lmfao. ] 

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[ Ayyyye, I got seven accents. Three moar. ]