i dont care that you broke your elbow

john / 15 / he pronouns / i love choo choo john egbert appreciation blog

[birdghost]

current emotion: lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight

[unintelligibledifference]

18+

[birdghost]

This Friend Is Available To All Ages You Fool

[thefeelofavideogame]

[ruinedchildhood]

HERE’S MR.KRABS IN THE MIDDLE OF MORPHING INTO A KRABBY PATTY

[moistnugget]

[playstorehell]

[memewhore]

[ebethtumbls]

when you catch a weaker duplicate in pokemon go

[legs-are-just-for-show]

I can’t believe the classic “MOM HOLY FUCK” comic was actually made by the PnF crew this entire time

[legislacerator]

this post just changed my whole life

[sandandglass]

[sagesenora-deactivated20181103]

I'ma miss the hell out of him.

[itslaroneppl]

protect him at all cost

[chessys]

the purge but in reverse everything is illegal for 24hrs so we all just go to bed and be quiet for a bit

[spacee]

you tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef, that im a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

I would just like to point out that Jasper has already earned at least three Pearl Points

Punctuality - if you consider it punctual to show up at THE DRAMATIC MOMENT.  Look, at least she’s started showing up; sometimes you have to reward behaviour that’s just sort of getting close to what you want just to get the ball rolling.

Perseverance - despite getting punch-dumped into Canada by Lapis she has regrouped and come up with a new plan (the fact that her plan is utterly weird and got her beaten up by two kids in a beautiful trenchcoat while losing a dog does not negate the perseverance)

Positivity - “Jaspers keep going until we get what we want.”

[peterwjdibble]

“Hey Rose, look what I got.”

[catstiel]

harry potter is FAKE

set in the 90s but there were 0 (zero) chokers or butterfly clips explain to me This

[marauders-hp-deactivated2016081]

“Parvati scowled and removed a large ornamental butterfly from the end of her plait” (pg. 247, The Goblet of Fire)

[heytherekristen]

I want to imagine that some fan got so heated over this post that they literally went through every single book, page by page, until they found something to fire back with.

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

[whataboutcas]

[vxngoghs]

how do you hashtag ??????

[rachiller]

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

[archivemol]

wait

what… what do American keyboards look like then?

[openthedooritschip]

[ms-paint-idol-hell-remade]

Don’t ask me to draw anymore of these hoes dabbing because this exists and I don’t want to contribute to this madness

[symphonyalpha]

This has gone too far

[riikaisen]

Bullshit. Goofy did the dab first back in 2000.

Eat your damn idol heart out.

[mimikyu-chwan]

I’m sorry but, 1989 calls

[angelrinisadork]

Gohan was dabberific before it was uncool.

[emjadyart]

Uhhmmm…

Dora Standpipe beat all of y’all to the punch in 1942. So there.

[stormfather]

underappreciated forgotten su lines

you always say you’ll be the crocodile but you never commit

[shitpostgenerator]

my goal is to post about depression