aunt sharon got out again!

Achoo bless u i jus blessed myself swag lol

[soon-palestine]

[cannibalchicken]

[rnismatch]

LOL imagine your crush sitting on top of you to do your makeup but instead of your crush its a chimpanzee ripping your whole face off

[hailmelon]

[chiisana-lion]

[ryebreadedd]

had to make the inverse situation of this. lets give it up for time blindness yayyy

[flowerbleedme]

Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

[lakevida]

this is what all health advice on tiktok looks like

[jamies-dumpster]

Do you think they've explored each other's bodies

[demonius-darkblade]

What a thing to say!

What a person to pull!

Wow!

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

I don’t know what I expected

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[angelicguy]

[kosmogrl]

[nohohankerotomania-deactivated2]

[teathattast]

[waspcup]

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

[minotar-deactivated20240325]

i would log on during the rapture. just to see what u all were up to