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[roleplay account] John | 15 | ♈ | WA, USA lol! jk, i'm not actually running for president but wouldn't it be awesome? i could make the changes america needs. well, actually, being president seems like a lot of responsibility... i don't think I'm ready...

[knightofthetimetable]

/puffs and rubs his own ears, pouting just a tad and crawling up onto the bed next to John after discarding his shoes/ You wouldn’t chop me down because you’d kill me. You don’t want to kill me John. I’ll make sure Jade and Rose avenge me and all my tree goodness.

[johnegbertforpresident]

Perhaps, you're right. I'm sure Jane and Roxy would have your back too. You attract ladies like a lady magnet. [dumb snickering] You attract everyone. I mean, look. I can't escape your attraction. [rolls towards and right over him]

[knightofthetimetable]

/lets out a gradually increasing in volume yell at being licked before bolting forward and plopping John down on the bed. dats gross bro/ When I’m a tree, I need you to keep me in your yard so I know I’ll be taken care of and not chopped down.

[johnegbertforpresident]

[releases his ears and hips to plop backwards, grinning at him before letting out a loud laughter] How do you know I won't chop you down? [pushes his glasses up on his face before putting his hands behind his head and giving Dave a little nudge with his foot. ur gross man]

[knightofthetimetable]

You’re being a drama queen. /snorts, scrunching up his face and shuffling over to the bed/ Unhand my ears, dwarf child. /straightens out so he makes himself even taller somehow. magic/ Dirk is part tree.

[johnegbertforpresident]

Unhand me, cyclopsman! [pulls on his ears, sticking his tongue out to lick the side of his face while making dumb noises at him] As are you. You both will outgrow human limitations and grow leaves before being free as trees. I am making absolute sense. 

[knightofthetimetable]

/feigns offense and gasps, spinning around to march towards John’s bed/ I am not freakishly tall, you’re just short as fuck. /sticks out tongue and snorts/ Now, Dirk is freakishly tall. But not me. Jake is freakishly tall. Not me.

[johnegbertforpresident]

[rolls his head back and groans loudly as he continues moving the other's head around, eyes rolling back] I don't care; release me, foul beast!!! [brings his head back forward to bop their foreheads together, glaring, but he's actually clinging to him to ensure he doesn't fall from all of his movements] Dirk is even more freakishly tall, okay?

[knightofthetimetable]

Nope. /just gonna adjust himself here, moves John so that he’s holding him a tad higher/ You know, I’d think you enjoy this what with how much taller it makes you.

[johnegbertforpresident]

Nonsense!!!! Shenanigans!! This is bullshit! [grabs onto both of the blonde's ears to shake his head back and forth as he wraps his legs around him so he's more comfortable while being held on] Yeah but I don't want to be freakishly tall like you!

[knightofthetimetable]

Pfft, whatever. /notices he’s trying to get at a better height and bends his knees. maybe John is just short okay/ If I wasn’t here, I wouldn’t be able to do this. /up we go! picks him up so that they’re eye level, leans back and beams/ Have you shrunk?

[johnegbertforpresident]

[yells as he lifted from the ground, groaning out. he begins to swing his legs and brings both hands coming up to grab onto Dave's shoulders] Daaave! [more yelling as he wiggles himself around] You know I hate when you pick me up! You stop this nonsense. 

[knightofthetimetable]

You like my sap. /snickers and gives a little squeeze to the shorter boy. of course he’s not planning on letting go either so they may just end up hugging for the entire week he’s here/ Well the point of a surprise is for you to be surprised, so I’m glad you’re surprised.

[johnegbertforpresident]

I like maple syrup, not strudel sap. [sticks his tongue out at him as he pushes up on his toes to be at a more even height with him but he's still not because jesus, striders are tall] I am incredibly surprised, so surprised that I wanted to hit you. So surprised that I'm still not sure you're here. I may as well have just opened the door to no one and pulled no one upstairs while my dad just sat there in confusion because his son is finally losing it. 

[knightofthetimetable]

I didn’t figure it would be that bad. /mumbles softly, turning right around to face him. now he’s starting to feel a little bad for doing this/ I just wanted to surprise you, and I have money for a hotel if staying here isn’t going to be an option. /ohp he’s being hugged. hugs back tightly, he can’t help but grin again/ I’m sorry, John. It’s good to see you.

[johnegbertforpresident]

Come on, man, don't get all sappy on me. [says the one who is giving the hug] It's okaay and I know my dad won't really say no. I'm just surprised, I guess! It's great to see you too, like wow. You're really here. [wow, he's still holding on, isn't he?] I didn't expect for you to be here. You're a loser!

[knightofthetimetable]

/can’t help but continue to smirk, taking a moment to shove his phone into his pocket before allowing himself to be dragged along by John. he manages a wave at the other boy’s father, and snickered when said boy spoke/ You’re telling me something I already know, dude.

[johnegbertforpresident]

[rolls his eyes and shoves the blonde right into his open door, kicking it shut behind them] I want to smack you just as equally as I want to hug you. You can't just show up like this, Dave. [smacks his shoulder before making an odd sound and pushing himself into his side for a hug. so confused and conflicted about feelings]

[knightofthetimetable]

/rocks back and forth on his feet for a moment, smirking down at his phone for the time being. perks up when the door is pulled open, adjusting his backpack strap with his free hand/ Looks like I got the right house.

[johnegbertforpresident]

Come on, Dave. [grabs onto the other teenager's wrist before yanking him into the house and practically dragging him right up the stairs immediately] You are such an asshat. 

[knightofthetimetable]

because dirk was convinced that i knew where the hell i was going not to mention i have a map and even though i dont know how to read a map im sure that someone does

yeah i figured that you would but thats why ive got a backup plan dont be silly john

holding

[johnegbertforpresident]

[sighs at his computer before sliding from his room and bouncing down the stairs as quickly as he can, catching the attention of his father but he just shrugs at him as he pulls the door open] 

[knightofthetimetable]

well no im not even sure which house for sure is yours they kinda all look the same but yeah okay ill do that

yes john seriously

whats the point of a surprise visit if youre not surprised thats like playing charades but youre allowed to talk and let people know what you are

theres no fun in that

[johnegbertforpresident]

okay, your family is really dysfunctional like why would dirk let you come here by yourself when you don't even know where you're supposed to be going?

and don't you think that i'd have to ask my DAD before you just decide to stay over?

i'm on my way downstairs now, hold on. 

[knightofthetimetable]

yeah by the way hi john how do i get to your house 

[johnegbertforpresident]

OH JESUS.

hold on, i'm getting dressed.

have you tried knocking????????

my dad and jane are downstairs so!

what the fuck, dave, seriously?

could you not give me some kind of warning?

[knightofthetimetable]

how will i explain to dirk why im home so soon when he shouldnt be picking me up at the airport for another week and a half

[johnegbertforpresident]

what

[johnegbertforpresident]

wHAT

[johnegbertforpresident]

WHAT

[knightofthetimetable]

im hurt john

truly injured

how will i explain to dirk why im home so soon when he shouldnt be picking me up at the airport for another week and a half

[johnegbertforpresident]

what

[johnegbertforpresident]

wHAT

[johnegbertforpresident]

eh, i’ve gotten better. /shrugs

[knightofthetimetable]

im hurt john

truly injured

how will i explain to dirk why im home so soon when he shouldnt be picking me up at the airport for another week and a half

[johnegbertforpresident]

what

[knightofthetimetable]

your present is me

merry christmas in february johnathan egbert

i am the best present you will ever receive

like you should be happier than a corgi on stilts

[johnegbertforpresident]

eh, i've gotten better. /shrugs