the funeral was quiet, but all the same

still haunted by the ghost of john entwistle!

[internetwesley]

[internetwesley]

[bugsweat-deactivated20150926]

[radiation]

I know shes doing some Challengers shit to them

[yassmines]

UM FJFKDJFJD HELLO

[radiation]

[nematodeneedles]

hampter

[johnentwistle]

google how do i make this estonian twink fall in love with me no results found

[johnentwistle]

Some results found.

[johnentwistle]

google how do i make this estonian twink fall in love with me no results found

[konoko]

[kushblazer666]

my three horrible sons that will not stop putting whole hot dogs in the garbage disposal

[powerburial]

my brother my brother and me heroin universe

[itznarcotic]

a collection

[eduardosaverin7-archive]

Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing

Being on your phone at work:

[pikslasrce]

[trans-yllz]

had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

[toxicyuricaramel]

This was genuine discourse in 2012 you guys need to remember your history

[spentgladiator]

[kratt09]

after I watched fnaf it was like omg. I can't go to bed freddy fagbear will be in my closet

[kratt09]

guess who just made another horrific typo

[intersexstars]

prev im calling u out for this one i think

[foulserpent]

AMAZING ANIMALS BIOLOGY FUN FACTS

”Jesus Christ, what is that?”

”How is it alive?”

"What does it want?"

”Will it hurt me?”

”Will it hurt my children?”

It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!

Meet the hampter.

Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.

Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."

They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."

Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.