John Green Parody Quotes

Parodizing the New York Times best selling author

[programmerhumour]

[yostahp]

Hey guys

Love John Green? Hate John Green? Feel over all ambivalent about John Green?

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Pretty please?

[a-no-ud-deactivated20150810]

He loved asses so much, he became one.

(via nvhiddx)

[dryhasretiredtoalesbianonlyfarm]

No offense but if someone had an unlit cigarette in their mouth and told me it was a metaphor i would make it a top priority to never talk to that person again

[invokes-deactivated20150627]

Expensive? Very expensive.

- The fault in prices of clothes

[yostahp]

Hey guys

Love John Green? Hate John Green? Feel over all ambivalent about John Green?

Whatever the case, you should hop on over to my blog johngreenparodyquotes and sort out whatever you may or may not be feeling by submitting some quotes!

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Pretty please?

[lyoncookie]

[therevealofmyheart]

so glad they included this exact like in the movie, best line in the book.

[adictaalatinta]

[flowergogh]

"Lol chill Hazel Grace, it’s a metaphor"

[whole-yeet-bread]

Apparently John Green is into graffiti now. fishingboatproceeds (photo creds to me)

[halseycon]

☾Stay Satisfied☽

[octopussoir-]

[railroadsoftware]

john green is really spinning out of control 

[sometimeslegendsdie-deactivated]

the fault in our cars

[johngreenparodyquotes]

"If people were measures of eyesight; I was legally blind and she had 20-20 vision." -Looking For My Glasses

[claras-notebook]

[yostahp]

Hey guys

Love John Green? Hate John Green? Feel over all ambivalent about John Green?

Whatever the case, you should hop on over to my blog johngreenparodyquotes and sort out whatever you may or may not be feeling by submitting some quotes!

[johngreenparodyquotes]

Pretty please?

[johngreenparodyquotes]

That's the thing about winter break. It demands to be wasted.

-The Fault in Our Vacation Time

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I fell in love the way you eat Aunt Suzy's famous fruit cake: begrudgingly, and then with a polite smile.

-The Fault in Our Fruit Cake

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The world is not a wish granting factory. 

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hey fishingboatproceeds

it is christmas 

just saying