live, laugh, yeet

[bpdshan]

please be clingy with me i need it

[hell-camino]

el camino was the therapy from breaking bad i’ve always needed

[kaptain-k-a-w-a-i-i]

“My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun-”

[dreka]

[slimetony]

are they just advertising asthma

[whole-yeet-bread]

this is exactly how i got asthma, don’t click the link, it’s a trap

[jackisreallycool]

rice is literally ... the icon. the legend herself

[downwithneocolonialism]

[downwithneocolonialism]

[abolishtocreate]

The USA are a hellscape

[nb-tomfool]

this whole fucking post reads like satire but its not

[apersnicketylemon]

If that’s not enough to show the USA is an active dystopian nightmare idk what is

[forgamers]

[rebeliyt]

omfg

[uncle-beanbag]

How the fuck

[pancakeke]

this episode of mythbusters started with an apology holy shit

[pancakeke]

[switch-up-snowfox]

Oh the cannonball ain’t nothin compared to the esparto incident.

[natalie512]

The what now

[switch-up-snowfox]

They were testing the phrase “knock your socks off” and because its the mythbusters build team (which consists of 3 boom addicted gremlins) they decided to go to a quarry near Esparto california to test the myth by blowing shit up. This time they got 500 pounds of ANFO. The detonation was pretty damn big.

They started getting phone calls, turns out they and the experts underestimated the size of the kaboom, reports of broken windows, car alarms going off, people getting knocked out of their seats, hell one news station reported that they leveled the town.

According to grant, that’s why they can no longer go back to esparto.

[natalie512]

LMFAO nobody can rival the power of the mythbusters

[switch-up-snowfox]

I’ve seen people talk about how adam and jamie are the polar opposite in energies but the build team operated on the same wavelength 90% of the time and that wavelength was “kaboom.”

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[deadmutati0n]

[recommend]

Farmers Are Protecting Their Cows From Frostbite With Earmuffs

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

[moosemakes]

Roses are red

Storm clouds are grey

[fanwright]

Poetry is great.

[firenationandrecreation]

lemme try…

Roses are red,

Some tulips are black,

[thesilvershire]

The roses have bloomed,

The ground is muddy,

[unclefather]

[krabby-kronicle]

I have no words..

Cosplay by beebinch

[sarkhan-volkswagen-deactivated2]

When u see a titty

[ofools]

Would anyone like to see pictures of this bird I’m friends with

[ofools]

I love her

[ofools]

i am loving people’s attempts to identify this bird its just an australian magpie, she’s not a chimera, she’s not a fucked up crow, etc. she is just….. a regular run of the mill magpie

[ofools]

She is also a mother…. here is her yelling son who she brought to me one time

[windriderdelta]

HOW THE HELL DID YOU BEFRIEND AN AUSTRALIAN MAGPIE

[ofools]

i give her chips sometimes

[ethanrayne]

From what I’ve heard, australian magpies are actually quite nice if they trust you not to hurt them. Swooping season happens because, as a species, they’ve learned that most humans are Dangerous and so they preemptively attack to protect themselves and their young. If you’ve been nice to a group of magpies, though, they’ll remember you and you won’t be swooped at.

[melredcap]

Magpies are extremely cool birds, and very intelligent… which means that they know that humans are the biggest threat around and that we can be good friends. Thus, swooping, and also not swooping humans who have proven themselves to be trustworthy sources of food.

The funniest interaction I ever had with some magpies was when one of my former workplaces had our Christmas lunch as a picnic in a park. A pair of magpies were teaching their fledgeling how to beg for food from humans. First one would approach, crouch down and coo at us; someone threw them a bit of cheese. Then the other adult approached, crouched down and cooed at us; someone threw a piece of cabanossi. Both tidbits were picked up, taken back and shared with the offspring… then the adults were standing there looking at the fledgeling and then at us, obviously going “Go on, then, you try it!”

Fledgeling magpie nervously walked closer to us, looked back at its parents, then half-crouched and yelled “RAWK!” in our direction. We cracked up laughing, startling the poor baby, but he or she got over it pretty quickly when a HAIL of bits of cheese and sausage landed all around.

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

They grow up so fast, don’t they?