Young Woman on the Verge of a Nervous BreakTHROUGH

I love literature, movies, myths, makeup, travel, and occasionally life.

[creepymutelilbugger]

he is so proud. he finished making all those by himself. would you accept his generous offer, and try one?

[lastoneout]

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

[ibtisams-deactivated20241104]

Can you even believe that we are nearing 11 months of active genocide and the only thing that’s changed is how much people care and are interested in being advocates for Gaza (I am watching you all lose interest in Palestine with my own eyes)

[ibtisams-deactivated20241104]

October 7, 2024 will be here before we know it and suddenly everyone will be talking about Palestine again because it is the “one year anniversary” and there will be a million articles and posts and think pieces about how we as society have let this happen for 365 days straight. And then it will turn October 8 and everyone will go back to pretending this genocide isn’t real

[prokopetz]

Pick a live-action movie. Keep one human actor; everyone else is played by muppets.

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, in two variations:

1. Keep both title roles human on the grounds that they’re really a single composite character; Kermit the Frog is cast as the Player King for maximum meta fuckery.

2. The Player King stays human; cross-cast with Sesame Street and make the title roles Bert and Ernie.

[hopesterling]

no but Kermit saying “I can’t do you love and rhetoric without the blood” gives me both the heebies AND the jeebies

[prokopetz]

It’s very good, but I think Guildenstern’s final confrontation with the Player King might have it beat if you picture it delivered in Bert’s voice. Like–

BERT: Your experience? Actors. I’m talking about death! You’ve never experienced that. You die a thousand casual deaths and come back in a different hat, but nobody gets up after death. There’s no applause. Only silence and some second-hand clothes!

BERT: [stabs him]

BERT: That’s death!

PLAYER KING: [clutches his wound and falls]

BERT: [pauses] If we have a destiny then so had he, and if this is ours then that was his, and if there are no explanations for us then let there be none for him.

I want you to imagine that as exactly as you’re able.

[uberguber89]

You need to imagine Bert’s voice, but you also need too picture when his eyebrows Do The Thing for it to be complete

[shadowjackery]

And that’s all I drew.

Casting notes and character design sketches in this post: https://www.tumblr.com/shadowjackery/709802069328003073/this-post-was-brought-to-you-by-parts-of-the-body?source=share

[splatterpunkrock]

oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

[heavy-metal-mad-scientist]

rich people seeing mount everest

[greekromangods]

The full moon during a “blood moon” eclipse beside a statue of the ancient Greek goddess Hera in central Athens on July 27, 2018.

Image: Aris Messinis / AFP

** Visit my Links page for my other blogs & Facebook Pages

[mens-rights-activia]

The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“

[ffcrazy15]

Just as courage is not the absence of fear but doing the brave thing in spite of it, patience is not the absence of irritation but doing the kind thing in spite of it.

[aqua-regia009]

Death and the Maiden by George Clark Stanton (1832-1894)

[fairycosmos]

local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

[bookish-bimbo]

reports are coming in that she is now burning said bridge

[thebelchers]

Bob’s Burgers, Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl (S05E01)

[animentality]

[therenobee]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Reblog to save a life

[sniffanimal]

to be specific, this is for Adderall/generics of it! You should avoid both acidifying agents (vitamin C supplements, juices, energy drinks, etc) and alkalizing agents (such as fast-acting acid reducers* like tums/rolaids). The former makes it less effective and the latter can make you absorb it too quickly!

This is NOT a listed issue with Ritalin/metadata/concerta or straterra! Seems to be specific to Adderall, but it doesn't hurt to avoid those things an hour before/after your meds and to add protein when you take them! as always, ask your doctor and pharmacist if you have any issues.

I point all this out because taking unsourced vague medical advice from Tumblr is not a good practice!

Source (and it has its sources)

[toastbutteregg]

[disgustinggf]

[bisonrimant]

Platypeace was never an option

[dragoncharming]

[prokopetz]

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

[xeansicemane]

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

[vexwerewolf]

[missmacfire]

[thundergrace]

Newsmax is a far-right conservative network. These are supposed to be bad things. I feel like I'm watching a Simpsons episode. This season of America was written by The Onion.

[wilwheaton]

It's absolutely bonkers that the average right wing voter, who will benefit tremendously from every single one of these policies, whose quality of life will go up literally overnight, will fight to the death to prevent them from happening.

And you know why? Because these same policies will also improve life for all Americans, including ... Those People. (insert scary music)

Racism is a hell of a thing, y'all.