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Looking forward to another three years of us old, white baby boomers running the show? So are we!

Todd McClay still needs to learn about personal space, but ah well, we'll take what we can get.

ACC should really be saving money, not helping people.

Ugh, sometimes my PR guys are such a drag.

We love cars in National. Cars are the future!

When Labour does stuff like this we get WhaleOil to put it out and the media pick it up. But it's OK for us!

In National we think if something is hard it's probably not worth doing.

Here in National we don't believe market solutions are more important than helping people.

Here in National we don't really believe prisoners should have rights, so we're happy to force them to work.

PR guys subsequently told me I should at least pretend to be supportive to these creative types.

Happy to clarify what I said at the debate last night. Children are responsible for their parents' actions.

Conservatives demanding Garth McVicar as justice minister is scary even for us here in National.

In National we don't do things just because they're "effective" or "sensible" or "fair". We have principles.

PR says I need to seem relatable to the youth. It's hard sometimes, though.

Visit to Toyota's NZ HQ this morning. Is it just me or do we spend a lot of time opening roads and talking about cars?

Never mind that it was Laila Harre who pushed through paid parental leave. It was popular so we'll claim it.

John Key up close and personal