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@johnlockyeehawww
me: I ship them
friend: oh like romantically?
me: no. like cursed object passed between hands for centuries, they are cosmically linked, probably bonded by blood ritual, I think they’ve fought in a war together in at least three lifetimes, and their souls make direct eye contact every time they breathe in the same room
friend: so… romantically?
me: yeah. like. with kissing.
Sherlock : Love is a chemical defect on the losing side of evolution.
John : I brought you coffee.
Sherlock : I lied. Love is warm and comes in a paper cup.
Sherlock : You have nice lips.
John : You’re drunk.
Sherlock : Yes. But the lips are still nice.
John : ...You wanna kiss me?
Sherlock : Yes. But scientifically.
John : Of course. For research
Sherlock : I don’t understand why you won’t let me keep the skull in the fridge.
John : Because that sentence proves you shouldn’t be in charge of anything ever.
John : Why is there a raccoon in the flat.
Sherlock : His name is Gregory. He found the evidence before Lestrade did.
John : …You gave a wild raccoon Lestrade’s name?
Sherlock : I gave him Lestrade’s job, technically.
John : Sherlock, why is there a severed foot in the fridge next to the cheese?
Sherlock : ( sipping tea ) They were both going off and I wanted to compare decay rates.
John : I married you. I chose this.
John : Sherlock, why are there 14 pigeons in the bathroom?
Sherlock : Experiment.
John : Why is one wearing a tiny hat?
Sherlock : Control group.
Sherlock : If I died, would you mourn me?
John : You fake-died once and I mourned so hard I punched you.
Sherlock : ( fondly ) You did.
John : You’ve been awake for 36 hours, you’re not making sense anymore.
Sherlock : The Queen is a lizard and Mycroft is the Moon.
John : ( drags him to bed ) Okay, bedtime.
John : Why are you sniffing the wall?
Sherlock : It smells like murder.
John : I think that’s the curry we ordered three nights ago.
Sherlock : John, I can hear colours.
John : That’s sleep deprivation.
Sherlock : The blue is screaming.
John : That’s me screaming, Sherlock.
Sherlock : I can’t find my violin.
John : It’s in the freezer.
Sherlock : Ah, yes. I wanted to see if it’d sound colder.
Sherlock : If anything ever happened to you, I’d-
John : Kill everyone in London?
Sherlock : I was going to say cry, but your version’s better.
Sherlock : I don’t need you.
John : Fine.
Sherlock : I want you.
John : Oh.
Sherlock : For science.
John : There it is.
John : Why are you staring at me?
Sherlock : I’m trying to memorize your face in case you get murdered.
John : That’s… sweet?
Sherlock : No. It’s practical.
John : I thought you were dead for two years.
Sherlock :
John : Two. Years.
Sherlock : But I’m back now.
John : ( punches him in the face )
Sherlock :
John : Welcome home.
Sherlock : Do you want to solve a murder?
John : It’s 3am.
Sherlock : They say love never sleeps.
John: That’s not-
