#wth is this

[dailydrarry]

Blaise : What's your type?

Draco : Loud.

Blaise : That's not a type.

Harry : crashes into a wall in the distance

Draco : There he is.

[chcooh]

I got nothing to say

one picture to explain↓

[relaxedstyles]

[gerxinski]

Thinking about re9 chreon

!!!!Spoiler alert!!!!

I havent finished re9 yet, tbh i just arrived in Raccoon city BUT i've already seen the-guy-who-looks-like-Wesker-but-it's-Zeno-or-whatever-idc.

AND JUST IMAGINE THAT TYPE OF DIALOGUE BETWEEN LEON AND CHRIS

Chris: Leon, are you alright? (He's worried, because Leon came back to Raccoon city, his trauma and all this stuff)

Leon: ah.. Yeah, im alright. Just need to find this girl Grace.

Chris: what actually happened? Was she kidnapped?

Leon: I'm not sure. There was this bastard, Viktor Gideon and some other guy, looks like Wesker tho and this stupid zombies again and—

Chris: WAIT WHAT?

Leon: Yeah, can you imagine this? They are talking damn it!

After this Chris was on his way to his loved one Leon Kennedy to save his ass from Wesker

[toinkeroo]

Stay with me here for a sec. What if:

THE WICKED THROPPLE HAD A FARM

They call it Poppyfield Farm.

Glinda

Wakes up at dawn in a silk dressing gown to feed the chickens "to imprint, and to consistently re-establish authority"

Names every animal something dramatic—like Duchess Petunia or Sir Cluckles.

Has color-coded charts tracking egg production, harvest seasons, and everyone’s chores.

Secretly loves the quiet more than she ever expected.

Fiyero

Befriends every goat, sheep, and stray cat within a ten-mile radius.

Is constantly trying to ride the farm’s very unimpressed donkey. Feldspur is not very happy about that.

Refuses to let anyone else mend the fences, even though he’s bad at it.

Claims he “was born for this,” despite knowing nothing about farming when they started.

Elphaba

Acts like she hates it but clearly loves having soil under her nails. She mutters spells over the tomato plants when she thinks no one is watching.

Pretends not to care about the baby goats, but gets up in the night to check on them.

Braids Feldspur's hair when she's stressed out. She is the only one Feldspur will allow to do this.

She talks to the chickens when she thinks no one is listening. Fiyero has heard entire monologues about moral philosophy and the failings of the monarchy directed at a hen named Gertrude.

Random Things

Fiyero insists on dressing the scarecrow in his old, ridiculous Shiz jacket “so it looks respectable.”

Glinda once caught him propping it up straighter and said, “Darling, if it gets any more charming, I’m going to worry you’ve replaced yourself.” He looked genuinely offended.

Fiyero always has dirt smudged across his cheek that Elphaba pretends not to notice before wiping off.

Glinda leaves them little notes around the farm--chores, reminders, just sweet sentiments--but one of the goats (Duchess Petunia) loves eating the pastel post its, so half of them disappear within a day

Elphaba insists on doing all the sweeping because she doesn't trust either of them with a broom. Ditto on the cooking.

Fiyero insists they all dance in the kitchen after the chores are done, no matter how tired everyone is.

[lemonsharks2763]

illdroid

I lost to it a few too many times

[bachirasfave]

BACHIRINSAGI SMAU!!!

No hate guys!!! My first ever smau with this ship!! Uh there’s lowkey cussing and this is so ooc but bear with me!!!!

[carpediemisnicebuticannot]

Just had a dream today where Soleum turned into a stickbug and I was his pov. Hyunmoo team 1 (Agent Choi & Ryu Jaekwan/Agent Bronze) was actively searching for him.

While Stickbug Soleum was doing parkour to hide from them, that "stick bug meme song" was blasting ON LOOP.

And then I woke up.