The Farther One Travels The Less One Knows

Hey, I'm Julia, and I'm happy to know you!

[tvandfilm]

ROMEO + JULIET (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

season 1 episode 1 of the muppet show outclasses anything snl has ever done

[glumshoe]

are the people trying to sell me an acre of land on Mars legally authorized to give me Martian land

do not toy with me; I am interested in purchasing all of Mars

[soaringsearingphoenix]

Stop, i have the founding of Mars all planned out and you will disrupt everything if you start buying up the land now

[glumshoe]

I’m going to buy all of Mars and then I will go there and slav squat on it and there are a limited number of things you can do to stop me

[soaringsearingphoenix]

Unbelievably disrespectful! I have everything set up to fall into place and you come along witth your land deeds and your flexible hip joints. You’re going to squat in the way of the workers’ uprising that overthrows the early Martian oligarchy!!

I see only one option left to me... i’m going to build a secret, identical Mars and switch them out when NASA isn’t looking. By the time you dig down deep enough to discover that your Mars is a quite literally hollow facade, I, with the original Mars, will have long since made my escape to a more secluded part of the orbit!

[glumshoe]

There can’t be a Martian oligarchy if I’m already there (literally) squatting. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure!

[totesmgoats01-published-author]

I hate to break up a perfectly good argument but mars isn’t even real.

[glumshoe]

Don’t be ridiculous. You’re thinking of beans.

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[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

[halab1-deactivated20220711]

[writingsbychlo]

every time I see this I completely lose it like seriously I love it

[30-minute-memes]

Well that explains it

[buffy-the-slayer]

[daenerys-targaryen-moved]

Anonymous asked: Can you make a gifset of Jorah telling Daenerys that taking the city of Yunkai will not bring her any closer to the iron throne and she responds with ‘how many slaves are there in yunkai?’ and ‘then we have 200,000 reasons to take the city’, further proving that her agenda was always to help the innocent people?

[heatherwindle]

Gif set - “Buffy the vampire slayer” - series 6 - “Once more with feeling”.

[baddiemode]

pixar please do these again why did you stop doing these

[everythingfox]

A duckling slide

[trueloveistreacherous]

Jason, how did you know that was Bad Janet? Michael said there’s nothing he could say that would make you realize he’s really him but Janet does have a thing she can say that does make me realize she is really not her!

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