John H. Watson

I was instructed to keep a blog and write down everything that happens to me. Nothing happens to me. Well, nothing did until I met Sherlock Holmes. var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-24991759-2']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();

[thedoctorboy]

Guys help.  

I want to cosplay from Welcome to Night Vale.

I feel like this shouldn’t happen.

[johnwatson-md]

Welp.  It's happening.

Cecil Baldwin will be coming to Dragon*Con with me.

[johnwatson-md]

((ooc: I noticed a sudden influx of new followers over the last few days.  Thank you so much!  I hope you enjoy your stay here!))

[mrsherlockholmes]

On a case with some very interesting tattoos and thigh scars. I am leaning to the sister as the culprit.

John keeps saying something about ‘sleep’ to aid the thought process. One would think he would have learned by now.

I think I may have him play the dead body in a moment to give myself a visual stimuli.

[johnwatson-md]

I have learned, Sherlock.

I meant I need sleep.

I’m not playing another dead body tonight.  Bugger off.

[mrsherlockholmes]

It will only take a moment! 30 minutes… an hour.  It will take less than 2 hours. Most likely.

If you need sleep so much, sleep as a dead body. Very realistic.

[johnwatson-md]

I don't understand why you seem to constantly try throwing me on the floor as a dead body.

[mrsherlockholmes]

On a case with some very interesting tattoos and thigh scars. I am leaning to the sister as the culprit.

John keeps saying something about ‘sleep’ to aid the thought process. One would think he would have learned by now.

I think I may have him play the dead body in a moment to give myself a visual stimuli.

[johnwatson-md]

I have learned, Sherlock.

I meant I need sleep.

I'm not playing another dead body tonight.  Bugger off.

[mrsherlockholmes]

The hospital sent John home with tea.

How very British…

[johnwatson-md]

Sherlock why are you letting everyone know what the hospital’s sent me home with?

[mrsherlockholmes]

Have you seen this tea, John? Parliament is drawn on the bag!

[johnwatson-md]

Yes, I see, Sherlock.  At least it's not The Eye or Big Ben.  

[johnwatson-md]

I hope you're feeling better John! Can't have London's favourite blogger out sick now, can we?

Oh yes, thank you.

Feeling much better, though the doctors say it will take a few weeks to be back 100%.

I just wish my annoyance of a flatmate would stop finding new ways to hospitalize me.

[mrsherlockholmes]

The hospital sent John home with tea.

How very British…

[johnwatson-md]

Sherlock why are you letting everyone know what the hospital's sent me home with?

[johnwatson-md]

Has Sherlock ever tried to drug you either on purpose or by accident?

Aside from the time out in the country? Not that I am aware of.....

[johnwatson-md]

Because I do. And one of them may have suffered an explosion accident. -SH

No, you cannot have another one.  Learn to use the one you have without destroying it.

[johnwatson-md]

John can I buy a new blow torch? -SH

Sherlock, you have a blowtorch.  Two, in fact.  Why on earth do you need another one?

[johnwatson-md]

Have you needed to use that first aid kit that you hide behind your door yet?

I've refilled it 3 times in the last month.

[johnwatson-md]

JOHN, WHERE HAVE YOU HIDDEN MY NICOTENE PATCHES!? - SH

They're in a safe place.  If you need one you can ask.  One at a time. And I'll be watching you take the old one off.  None of this 'three patch problem' crap anymore.

[johnwatson-md]

The fridge has been cleaned out.  I worry more about where everything that was in it is now than the fact that we have no more food.

[mrsherlockholmes]

For some reason we have three loaves of bread. Clearly John has a problem with jam.

I suppose it has been a few weeks since I have done an experiment with mold.

[johnwatson-md]

You touch my jam, you lose at least one finger.

[johnwatson-md]

I'm glad you enjoyed the movie. The main character's actor is one of my favorites of all time. I plan on getting a large poster of him soon. I'd ask if you had any posters or pictures, but knowing Mr. Sherlock, he'd snatch them for experiments or 'practice'.

He doesn't usually use them for experiments, but any piece of paper or poster board (especially large ones) usually gets confiscated to be used for his diagrams and formulae....

[johnwatson-md]

I broke into your flat when I visited London.

Sherlock, I think I know what happened to your scarf....

[johnwatson-md]

Herbal Essence sounded like a form of shampoo with less harmful chemicals. How was I to know it was geared toward women? -SH

You of all people?

Looking for "less harmful chemicals"?

Right.