Hello! Welcome!

Hi! I’m Zumwhy! He/him or they/them pronouns! . I’m doin my best to not be dead and kind of failing lmao. Doing some writing! . Refuge HC AU is on hiatus, currently working on: The Gold (QSMP fanfic). . Most not minecraft stuff will be tagged as #not minecraft and/or #feel free to ignore

[zumwhy-plays-minecraft]

Are you bored? Do you have nothing to do for nineteen minutes? Would you like to listen to someone with a cold that sounds like they’re twelve not know what they’re doing for nineteen minutes? Then this video is for you!

My first ever actual Minecraft video… and I already have many ways I can fix the next one.

[zumwhy-plays-minecraft]

Have you missed the fun? Do you have no idea what’s happening? Are you trying to get some more background information before you help me try to decide whether or not I should come off my hiatus and resume making Minecraft videos? Why not start from the beginning?

It’s not much, and what’s there isn’t very good, I’ll admit that freely, but hey. Give it a chance.

[zumwhy-plays-minecraft]

[m-artsoul]

30/12/25

so, come on, convex, say your stupid lines

[4giorno]

i have literally never laughed so hard at a video

[ddocson]

take 14 seconds out of your day to watch this

[zumwhy-plays-minecraft]

So how are the evo fans feeling

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[whalesharkstho]

hermit photo!! taken by mumbo durin a break between seasons i think :]

based offa this series of photos:

[zumwhy-plays-minecraft]

Watching parkour civilization. Thinking cube thoughts

[zumwhy-plays-minecraft]

[sharkface]

They are already selling data to midjourney, and it's very likely your work is already being used to train their models because you have to OPT OUT of this, not opt in. Very scummy of them to roll this out unannounced.

[sapphybandit]

Account Settings -> Visibility to find the setting on mobile

[heckling-hydrena]

go to settings > to the right, under "Blogs," pick the blog you want to change the settings of > scroll down to visibility settings > turn on "Prevent third-party sharing for [blog url]" > do this for each individual blog you have

[astronomodome]

2 minutes and 55 seconds of reasons why team zits should not be allowed to be near each other 👍 ‘enjoy’

[silksong-when]

unwell about this post so. transcript

A series of clips from hermitcraft season ten. Most are from zedaph’s perspective.

CLIP 1: Zedaph’s furnace minigame

Skizz: What makes it go up and down? I don’t understand.

Zed: When a mommy and a daddy,

Tango and Impulse are in the background, going “jump jump jump”

CLIP 2: they are running around in the minecraft overworld

Skizz: alright! naked nether shot!

Tango: naked… and scared.

Zed: should we- should we grab rocks?

Impulse: are we changing into our naked and scared skins for this?

Skizz: I’ve thought about it, dude. I did think about it. We should get down into our chonies.

Zed: I do have an underpants skin, so it’s all good. If you want to get in to that, I’m up for that.

CLIP 3: also in the overworld

Zed: do you want us to breed first?

Tango: sure!

*impulse laughs*

Zed: with the- with the cows.

CLIP 4: in the nether, soul sand biome

Skizz: I can’t get my hearts up to save my life! I’ve had so much protein.

Tango: skizz can’t get it up.

CLIP 5: in the nether

Tango: Alright, Skizz. We got a clear shot here.

Zed: I’m with ya. I’m right in Skizz’s exit…path.

Tango: Wait what?

Skizz: Oh, wow. Let’s move past that. You stay out of my exit.

Clip 6: in the overworld. Tango is setting up cauldrons with water inside—a “hot tub.”

Tango: Here we go!

(tango reads off of cub’s message in chat: Someone change the stream title to hot tub stream.)

Skizz: I’m going to get my chonies, is that okay?

Tango: I can’t wait to see the fanart on this, right?

Skizz: let’s have a uh, a— everybody full health? Let’s have a slap fight.

Zed, pulling out a blaze rod: Let’s have a rod fight.

Tango: No.

Skizz: A rod fight! *laughter* No, stop it. Put it away!

Tango: I’m trying!

Skizz: Don’t you point that at me!

Clip 7: In the hot tub from the last clip. They are all fishing. Etho is with them, riding a horse.

Zed: Come on in, Etho! There’s room for one more.

Tango: You can even squeeze in the middle, if you want. It’s toasty.

Etho: Little tight corners, isn’t it?

Tango: It’s our hot tub fishing expedition!

Skizz: We love each other. How are you doing, Etho?

Etho: Four guys—

Zed: You can bring the horse, too.

Skizz: Yeah! Plenty of room. Four guys, chilling in a hot tub.

Etho, skeptically: Uh-huh.

Tango: Uh huh? He’s just like, “yeah, I’m good.”

Etho: You have fun with that.

Impulse: He’s like, I don’t want to be in this fanart.

*all five of them laugh*

Skizz: Even the horse was like, “get me out of here!”

Clip 8: ZITS in the overworld. It is night time. they are not in the hot tub.

Skizz: I have underwear here that says “zeddle bop” on it.

Zed: I, uh, I don’t want that back, thanks. That is soiled.

Clip 9: back in the hot tub

Impulse: I can’t wait until my wife asks me how the stream went. “It went great! I just sat in a hot tub, just slapping some other dudes around.”

[mossworm]

the llama man got killed by something (he may have clipped into a wall, I didn't see it happen) and his llamas were left on their own, so I am protecting them from despawning by giving them treats and making them my friends. they had a baby, who already has the decorative blanket upon birth. also I took this screenshot one millisecond before noticing the creeper and running in the opposite direction. also an enderman got inside the house and is constantly threatening to put a cube of pure sand on the floor. minecrad

[zumwhy-plays-minecraft]

… hey remember when I made hermitcraft content

[braxiatel]

Good morning and happy hermitcraft day to all who observe

[redstonedust]

not enough people talking about scar confidently saying "i didnt seek to be the villain, but the villain sucked me out" as part of his victory speech. never change mr goodtimes.