unwell about this post so. transcript
A series of clips from hermitcraft season ten. Most are from zedaph’s perspective.
CLIP 1: Zedaph’s furnace minigame
Skizz: What makes it go up and down? I don’t understand.
Zed: When a mommy and a daddy,
Tango and Impulse are in the background, going “jump jump jump”
CLIP 2: they are running around in the minecraft overworld
Skizz: alright! naked nether shot!
Tango: naked… and scared.
Zed: should we- should we grab rocks?
Impulse: are we changing into our naked and scared skins for this?
Skizz: I’ve thought about it, dude. I did think about it. We should get down into our chonies.
Zed: I do have an underpants skin, so it’s all good. If you want to get in to that, I’m up for that.
CLIP 3: also in the overworld
Zed: do you want us to breed first?
Zed: with the- with the cows.
CLIP 4: in the nether, soul sand biome
Skizz: I can’t get my hearts up to save my life! I’ve had so much protein.
Tango: skizz can’t get it up.
Tango: Alright, Skizz. We got a clear shot here.
Zed: I’m with ya. I’m right in Skizz’s exit…path.
Skizz: Oh, wow. Let’s move past that. You stay out of my exit.
Clip 6: in the overworld. Tango is setting up cauldrons with water inside—a “hot tub.”
(tango reads off of cub’s message in chat: Someone change the stream title to hot tub stream.)
Skizz: I’m going to get my chonies, is that okay?
Tango: I can’t wait to see the fanart on this, right?
Skizz: let’s have a uh, a— everybody full health? Let’s have a slap fight.
Zed, pulling out a blaze rod: Let’s have a rod fight.
Skizz: A rod fight! *laughter* No, stop it. Put it away!
Skizz: Don’t you point that at me!
Clip 7: In the hot tub from the last clip. They are all fishing. Etho is with them, riding a horse.
Zed: Come on in, Etho! There’s room for one more.
Tango: You can even squeeze in the middle, if you want. It’s toasty.
Etho: Little tight corners, isn’t it?
Tango: It’s our hot tub fishing expedition!
Skizz: We love each other. How are you doing, Etho?
Zed: You can bring the horse, too.
Skizz: Yeah! Plenty of room. Four guys, chilling in a hot tub.
Etho, skeptically: Uh-huh.
Tango: Uh huh? He’s just like, “yeah, I’m good.”
Etho: You have fun with that.
Impulse: He’s like, I don’t want to be in this fanart.
Skizz: Even the horse was like, “get me out of here!”
Clip 8: ZITS in the overworld. It is night time. they are not in the hot tub.
Skizz: I have underwear here that says “zeddle bop” on it.
Zed: I, uh, I don’t want that back, thanks. That is soiled.
Clip 9: back in the hot tub
Impulse: I can’t wait until my wife asks me how the stream went. “It went great! I just sat in a hot tub, just slapping some other dudes around.”
