Welcome to the bizarre (wo)mans world

Has wierd obsessions. CATS, kpop  Supernatural & Introvert since before birth

[yeol]

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。exo  ｡ﾟ 　ﾟ･｡･ﾟ ⠀

[baekchelor]

POWER #Parallel_Universe ⚠️ WARNING⚠️ Failure to Obtain Target’s Power Orb of Light

[myoneandonly-johnny]

EXO through the eras

[blaekswan-deactivated20210428]

me, age 15: i cant wait to be 20 when i will finally reach my full potential, peak me,

me, on my 20s: i cant wait to die

[fyjjong]

star golden bell recording ♡ 080623 © shineeing (do not edit or remove logo)

[misskpopforever]

EXO and their numbers…

[sd1d-enthusiast]

[INFO] EXO’S “THE WAR”HAS ALREADY BECOME THE BEST SELLING ALBUM OF 2017, WITH THE KOREAN VERSION ALONE

[myoneandonly-johnny]

EXO through the eras

[yourfavoritedirector]

Before you were born, your mom left you a message.

[baekphia]

xiumin + the one stages

[jaredandjensen]

12x04 // 13x03

[jojoinhell]

kyungsoo: you're like a russian doll

sehun: explain

kyungsoo: full of yourself

[deadpadfoot]

But it’s home

[solicitorfrommars]

Can I get on the plane now please?

NO ITS DELAYED 9 HOURS

Okay

…

Any updates?

YEAH WE TOOK OFF WHILE YOU WERE IN THE BATHROOM. BECAUSE WE HATE YOU. NOW TAKE THIS MEAL VOUCHER THAT DOESNT WORK- GO- FETCH!

Okay

…

Can I have a sandwich please?

NO

Okay

YOURE A LITTLE FAT GIRL ARENT YOU?

Noo

SAY IT

I’m a little fat girl

…

Can I please go home on an airplane?

NO, IN FACT, WERE GONNA FRAME YOU FOR MURDER, AND YOURE GONNA GO TO JAIL FOR 30 YEARS

Why are you doing this?

🎶BECAUSE WERE DELTA AIRLINES, AND LIFE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE🎶

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Lets see if southwest has any flights

[x-exol]

monster when she saw power got nominated fot the best mv 

[shownubigdaddy]

[sixpil-deactivated20191003]

Jongup whenever the camera is focused on him and he is expected to speak for a length of time: *is stressed*