“Snake, it would appear that I’ve slipped on a puddle of water and fallen down. ‘Falling down’ is when you lose your balance and gravity pulls you downward in a humiliating and often painful fashion. Your mission is to rescue me using Fulton Extraction. I’m on the medical platform, next to the room where you like to pretend Paz is. Huey’s eating chicken tenders and throwing crumbs at me. I’ll be waiting for you there.”
“It’s not true, Snake! I would NEVER waste food by throwing at at Ocelot! I’ve never even eaten a chicken tender in my entire life! And I DEFINITELY wasn’t the one that spilled the water Ocelot slipped on! He’s trying to trick you, turn you against me! I was here when Mother Base was first created, and where was he? Need I remind you of the fact that he tried to kill you in Russia! I’ve only ever tried to help you! I’m not like you, Snake. I don’t betray my friends! I don’t throw tendie crumbs and I don’t make people slip! Why won’t anybody believe me?!”
Boss, you have to listen to me. Let’s assume for just a second that huey hasn’t ever eaten chicken tenders. This doesn’t even make sense. I’ve never met a man who hasn’t eaten at least one chicken tender. Huey’s a liar, boss, and he has to be punished for what he did to ocelot. Hell, he probably spilled the water too! I bet cipher told him to do it. How’d he even get the tendies in the first place? It’s not tendie night, so cipher must’ve supplied him with the tendies, too.
