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I’m very Piendish

[piendish]

Oh how could you say such a thang!

[piendish]

In ancient Egypt, they hadn’t invented “shitting” yet, so instead people just died if they had to go to the bathroom.

[piendish]

stop putting these tags on my post it’s literally true

[piendish]

I got hit by a car and woke up at night in the street thinking my name was Shit Ass McSoggyDick

[piendish]

Every trans woman I have ever met that has played Klonoa has told me that they feel extremely maternal emotions whenever they hear him shout or jump for joy. I don’t think this is a coincidence. In fact, I think it’s quite beautiful.

[piendish]

In ancient Egypt, they hadn’t invented “shitting” yet, so instead people just died if they had to go to the bathroom.

[piendish]

pronouncing the U vowel in Miku so that it sounds like “m’kuu” so i become annoying and cause people to hit me and activate my deeply-seeded exhibitionist pipeline just like they warned about in the Old Testament

[piendish]

going to capitalize on stocks for the exciting new sport known as “baby boxing” before it becomes illegal in every major developed nation

[piendish]

may your piendish be squiendful and your girlcock forever girthy

[thwrangis]

GOP reportedly contracting scott cawthon to oversee the creation of the pseudointelligent endoskeleton that will be piloting mr. mcconnell for the next few months

[piendish]

I have protected my people from him for thousands of years

[piendish]

the drop on a deck and fuck like a fish!

[piendish]

Lead developer of Piendish Pot Pie for the Sega One Trillion and Six

[piendish]

are they ever going to release the remaster of piendish pot pie for the sega saturn

Limited Run games rejected our $61 bid for this to become a reality. A lot of good people died for this.

[piendish]

Squiend is so awesome

don’t let him fool you. He is filled with more raw kindness than you could possibly imagine. It is legitimately dangerous.

[piendish]

i swear i saw one of yous graffitied on an electrical box. what business do you have there

first of all, that’s my house. And I aim to decorate it however I damn well please, thank you very much. Second, my birthday is in 13 months and you haven’t even asked me what I want yet.

[piendish]

I like a spoingt

[piendish]

sponbv bog b”

[piendish]

He made a fucking Crabert Patie.

[piendish]

way up high, in the sky, eating piendish pot pie