“Pinche Cabron”

what the FUCK is up everypony —- RD [He/They/It], POC, Adult, Chronically-Tired Artist. One of them dirty rotten Queers with a complex identity

[malopeach]

04/15/2025

We've had the 'pinned post' feature for how many years now? Well, I'm just finally making mine now lmao

Hi! I'm Malopeach! I make art!

Name: Ryan, or RD

Sign: Leo☀️| Leo🌙| Leo🌠

Pronouns: He/They/It

I'm a black, queer artist and craftsperson living in the southern US. I draw mostly, I also make Stuff like dolls and pins and jewelry and I am basically always doing a little activity forever because like a shark, if I stop moving for a few minutes I may die!

Sometimes I post art on Tumblr, but this blog is mostly for memes and bullshit. You'll find my actual work on instagram, tiktok, and bluesky. I also just started making youtube videos sometimes but I hate being on camera so we'll see how that goes!!!

I also have a bunch of other blogs on here! @c0yolxauhqui is my artsy-fartsy aesthetic blog

@h3ro-of-the-wild is my zelda blog where i sometimes scream and cry about zelda but mostly just reblog pretty zelda art and memes

@mecha008 is my sci-fi blog where i blog about robots, aliens, and alien robots. Mostly pacific rim tho

I have other blogs for other interests but u can just dm me if you're especially nosey.

Back to art tho. It's my job! Heres some of my art to look at:

If you like my work and want to support it, consider joining my patreon! There you'll find fun printables to download, exclusive sketches and such, and if you really love what I do you can sign up to my mail club to get fun little art treats sent straight to your door every month! Even the free tier gets a few rewards so I'd love if you checked it out!

[kuchipachi]

white flag by lucia gallipoli

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[waywardsoul-s]

Rereading all systems red and the first 2 chapters are strong contenders for funniest intro to a book series. Jumping straight to action, and mb is giving us absolutely no info about anything. Who are those people? Some weird hippies it's not important. Why are they here? Mb does not give a shit. What is this planet? Fuck if it knows. Here is a small paragraph that fucking states everyone's relationship status like a wiki article that we are never gonna get back to. Ugh there are hostiles that keep us away from our media #our media.

[fudemushi]

If you met someone with the same last name as you, how surprised would you be?

Not at all, it's very common

A little surprised, but wouldn't immediately assume a connection

I would be surprised and assume there was some relation

I would be very surprised that I *hadn't* met this person, we must be related

Does anyone else with this last name even exist?

Voting ended onJun 3

[thepig]

having edgy ocs is soooo embarassing like yeah this is johnny... he.. kills people... yeah with a knife and theres blood and stuff yeah... sorry i know...

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[elliespectacular]

anyone know if rubik is like, problematic? do we still fw his cube?

[clowncarfullofrats]

[unseelie]

​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

[iam0to3yearsold]

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet

[unseelie]

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs

[ray-okumura]

[mousegirlheart]

If you are having trouble catching that mouse, then perhaps it is not meant to be. Perhaps try something else? Maybe a cockroach, or a lizard. Mice do not taste that good, regardless. I recommend abandoning pursuit of mice altogether. Meow.

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

[wherever-whateverr]

I ❤️ ADOPTING SPEAKING & TYPING MANNERISMS FROM MY FRIENDS

[oneheadtoanother]

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[corvidkiid]

tumblr is such a different animal than other social media platforms for so many reasons obviously but one thing i really find funny about it is how on other sites if i see something that doesn't interest me i don't follow or don't like the post. but on here if someone i follow starts posting exclusively about something really niche that i have no interest in my reaction is never to unfollow. its just part of the natural environment. like oh mutual is now really into pro wrestling? ok i guess ill be seeing these guys around now

[tastylemonbread]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

special ordered them from the bank

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work

[laurajameskinney]

thats…thats $100, right? 

[rabeimwald]

@ you weebs

2,000/10=200

Two hundred dollar power move

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me  #It’s my bragging right  #Even Gaud can’t take that away

You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes

[lizzykasters]

Y'all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the answers keep getting worse better

[pawesome-but-pawful]

Guys it’s 50$.

what the hell.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

honey no

[fracturedsunbeams]

This post is getting progressively worse and I love it with a passion 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yeah that’s me

[malopeach]

am i stupid or is it not just $100? nickle = $0.05,

0.05 x 2000 = 100

is that right?? all the other answers making me doubt myself somehow 💀

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...