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about me : twenty yrs . he / him . trans ( masc . )

( n ) sfw content warning !! ... minors &&. fems dni . read my rules n' masterlist b4 suggestions &&. requests . requests are open . this is a mlm blog 🕷️🕷️.

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i love your theme so much. looking at your profile makes my brain itch in the best way

stop ur gonna make me cry 😥 i love yours so much

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bruce wayne x reader . ( fluff !! ) warning ahead . synopsis .. 🕷️bruce is super anxious after an event &&. needs comfort .

bruce was sitting there silently, facing the suite's walk in closet as he stared at the suit that was placed there. he didn't buy this.. so why was it there?

his eyebrows quirked up in question before he felt the swoosh of cool summer air from the now opened window near his bed. he turned in time to be face to face with you, a smile plastered across your handsome face.

" get my present? "

your smile slightly dropping as bruce nodded quietly, stepping back to sit down on the edge of his bed. his demeanor wasn't serious, he seemed excruciatingly anxious. you didn't like this at all.

" what's wrong, carino? " you asked immediately, sitting down on your knees to get a good view of his face that was halfway covered by his large hand.

" i don't know.. i'm trying to figure that out. " he mumbled into his palm, his eyes sliding towards you as if begging to be held.

" c'mere, big boy. "

you climbed up onto the bed, laying down and dragging his large frame on top of your own to latch onto his body that you hadn't even noticed had been shaking.

" how long have you been feeling anxious? " the words were whispered, however bruce heard you clearly as his shoulders lifted and dropped.

" since this afternoon, i tried to look for you but i couldn't find you anywhere so i've been locked up in here. " he mumbled quietly as he hid his face into your neck, his arms locked around your waist.

" i'm sorry, mi alma. i was trying to plan something for us for later. " you replied, " why didn't you call me? "

" didn't want to be a burden. "

you turned your head towards him, unlooping your arms and cupping his face immediately, " don't ever think you're a burden, bruce. " his eyes widened slightly as he stared at you, he felt so guilty now for doubting if he could go to you. something he shouldn't have felt, but he couldn't help it.

" i'm sorry.. " he whispered softly causing you were frown deeply, his blue eyes misty and wet with tears .

" nonono, cheri, don't be sorry. " you immediately wrapped yourself around him again, kissing his lip multiple times. immediately wanting to protect the masked crusader in your arms with everything in you.

you knew bruce had trouble opening up, you also knew bruce wasn't the best with comfort at all so seeing him cry in your arms because he allowed himself to be so vulnerable with you was such a blessing.

you never stopped hugging him, just wanting to hold him forever until he didn't have a single tear left inside him. bruce stayed silent as he held onto you.

eventually he had fallen asleep, you however were still wide awake staring at the the ceiling of the hotel room. you had your own past, your own mental issues but you didn't put your violent past into being a hero like bruce did.

damn that man. he was sure to be the death of you, you loved him so much and you knew he loved you too. he damn near destroy half the city looking for you once, little did he know you flew back to your homeland to visit a sick relative.

you admired the man laying on your chest, your fingers sliding through his hair, twirling the strands between each finger as you kept staring off into space.

as you looked back up at the ceiling, you didn't realize bruce was awake now. his eyes staring at the mirror on the side of his bed as he watched you stare at the ceiling.

yep, he was going to marry you. hope your family likes white men—

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RULES !!

DO NOT REQUEST ...

underage characters . for example ,, i no longer feel comfortable writing for miles morales as he's only 15-16 years old .

do not ask me to age up characters . i won't do it ,, it makes me uncomfortable .

WHAT I WILL NOT WRITE ...

incest .. pedophilia .. rape .. racism .. homophobia .. illegal age gaps .. pregnancy .. mpreg .. children .. mafia/school au's .. character x reader abuse .. necrophilia .. fem character x reader ..

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WRITELIST !!

DC UNIVERSE .

bruce wayne/batman .. dick grayson/nightwing .. joker .. harvey dent/two face .. roman sionis/black mask .. jaime reyes.. clark kent/superman .. conner kent/super boy .. barry allen/the flash ..

CALL OF DUTY .

captain john price .. simon ' ghost ' riley .. kyle ' gaz ' garrick .. john ' soap ' mctavish .. rodolfo ' rudy ' parra .. alejandro vargas .. konig ..

MARVEL UNIVERSE .

spider-man ( 18+ ) .. iron man .. loki laufeyson .. stephen strange .. eddie brock/venom ..

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MASTERLIST !!

🕷️ headcannons &&. imagines .

141 + los vaqueros — here

hobie brown — here

miles morales — here

🕷️ one shots .

bruce wayne — here

🕷️ thirsts &&. drabbles .

miles morales — here

hobie brown — here

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Poor Baby.

! minors dni !

hobie brown x black!male reader.

warning .. explicit nsfw, creampie + dumbification.

the lewd sounds could probably be heard from miles away, the slapping and heavy breathing filling the air to make it hot and muggy, even in the open room.

hobie was bent over the kitchen sink, his face being pushed against the cold steel material as he choked out the loudest moan he could muster at your command.

" you're such a fucking slut, aren't you, hobie? " you asked as your hips bucked up into his, staying lodged deep inside him as you gripped his neck.

lifting his body up towards you, his back flush against your chest as you began to shift your hips up into his body.

" a-ah .. fu- .. fuck— faster, p-please. " hobie choked out as he gripped onto the back of your head as you plunged in and out of his stretched aching hole.

" awh, faster? you want me to go faster, baby? " you asked as your teeth now grazed against his neck, your speed now reducing causing a frustrated moan to leave his lips. " wha— no, no, no, please.. please, i'll be good i-i wanna cum, please, please— oh fuck! " his begging was cut short as you fucked into his hole at a relentless pace. your hips slamming against his ass as his tears dripped into the sink.

he couldn't even speak properly anymore, his entire body growing weak as he just babbled 'thank you's as his body began to convulse, awh he was about to cum.

" are you gonna cum, pretty? "

he just moaned and whimpered as he tried his best to respond but his words were slurred and messy. you just chuckled at him, pulling his hands behind his back and locking your arms through to keep them trapped behind him.

you weren't even close yet as you watched him shoot thick ropes of cum onto his stomach, chin and the counter top.

hobie felt his body go limp as he violently nutted, he leaned his head back against you as he went to move his hips back against you before twitching in pain and pleasure.

" y-you didn't.. cu.. cum.. " he panted out as he continued to try and fuck himself back onto you causing you to groan in pleasure, your hands gripping his hips tight to make him stop.

" you really want this? "

he bucked back onto you to answer your question, you clearly took it as you flipped him over. you lifted him up by the thighs as you set his poor abused behind on the counter top.

" i wanna make you cum, please~. " he said as he held onto your shoulders, wrapping his arms around your neck. you smirked at his whoreish behavior as you lifted him up into your arms, your dick aligned with his hole as you allowed him to sink down onto it.

his toes curling and thighs instantly locking around your hips as he moaned out your name from the sheer pleasure of just being filled.

you locked your arms under his thighs as you used his body like a fleshlight for your own pleasure. you groaned at the feeling, his hole clenching tightly around your dick as he tried his best to move with you.

you stepped forward, placing him onto the counter as you spread his legs wide and began to relentlessly pound into him.

hobie's moans and cries filled the room as he tilted his head back in pleasure, his hand gripping onto your shoulder tightly as his nails pierced into your skin.

his head dropped to look you in the eyes as his mouth was formed into a wide 'o' shape and his brows were furrowed, his face slick with sweat and some cum he accidentally wiped across his face when he was flipped around.

your thrusts got sloppier as you felt your orgasm coming now, pulling his body closer as you felt a burning sensation in your gut. your eyes glancing down at hobie's stomach to see a faint bulge through his thin tummy.

he was so cute like this, face messy with tears, sweat and cum and body absolutely wrecked. he couldn't even speak, nothing could leave his mouth but moans and unintelligible babblings.

" im gonna cum, pretty boy, where do you want it, hm? "

you asked softly into his ear as he whined, his holes clenching tighter around you as he whimpered out a small ' inside ' .

who are you to deny him? you fucked into him a few more times before you finally came, nutting deep inside of him. the pleasureful coil in your stomach now gone, your cock twitching inside hobie's body.

you went to pull out before you felt a hand stop you from moving. you looked up to see hobie staring at you with a love drunk expression, " m-mmn.. stay in. " he said and this caused you to smile as you pushed yourself deeper inside him, wrapping your arms around his body now.

" okay, angel. "

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I’m new here, can I request miles morales x gn reader who’s very stupid? I’m talking Karen from Mean Girls 😂 (As an example)

Miles and his himbo headcanons.

miles morales x black!gn reader.

warnings .. bad writing bc idk how to write dumb people ☠️

miles didn't know you very well, but from what he's seen he found you very attractive.

he asked you out on a date and you response was " for what? "

after you two started dating he got use to your airhead behavior.

while on dates he forgets you lack common sense ( no shade no shade ) and asks you questions.

" i'm so bored, there has to be something we can do. "

" ... do you wanna go to taco bell? "

...

sure he gets use to it but others dont and tend to make fun of you.

miles is always there to protect you from bullies especially if it's excessive amounts of bullying instead of light teasing from your friends.

" you know, it's like i have spider sense too. "

" really? how? "

" it's like, i can tell something is hot when i see steam coming off of it .. like that cup of coffee, it's super hot right now. "

" you- you're so right, [ name ]. "

he just lets you live your life and he loves you for you.

sometimes he doesn't have the patience for you but he tries his best to keep his temper.

you're smart sometimes but most of the time you're a himbo and lack common sense.

whenever you drive a car he has to be prepared to take over in case you get distracted by your reflection in the mirror.

he is now in charge of all types of transportation and dates, you literally can't be trusted to do anything except sleep, eat and speak.

you forgot how to breathe a few times and he thought you were gonna croak.

he honestly wants to lock you up in your room and never let you leave for the safety of people around you and yourself because you're too clumsy to be a real person.

he swears you're some sorta robot or alien.

in conclusion— ur a little dumb and he loves it <3

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miles morales x male!reader? please?💯

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Runnin'.

miles morales x black!male reader.

synopsis .. miles wants to know if you like boys.

warnings .. nada ,, but idk how to end fics so <3

stalking would be a good word to describe miles' actions right now, he was currently with ganke watching you from afar with a camera.

you had your own friends, mostly guys so you were around lots of men. though this did help miles with his investigation, it still did hurt his heart.

ganke was snapping photos, lots of variety by the end of their stalking was almost guaranteed.

you were sitting at a cafe with your friends, man spreading and leaning back with your hoodie up as you laughed a joke your friend said.

your arms were crossing against your chest and your smile bright.. god, you are so attractive miles thought to himself as he stared at you.

the way you watched your friends, the admiration and fondness in your eyes. maybe it was just how you looked at people, but your eyes were so full of emotion, it didn't help the fact that you also loved eye contact.

when you felt someone watching you, you looked up towards the spot miles and ganke were hiding and they were gone. you hummed before you focused back onto the conversation happening in front of you.

within a few hours ganke and miles had what they needed to conduct their answer.

" so what do you think, ganke? you think he might be.. you know? "

" mm, he's really touchy— so maybe? but also maybe not. "

there were photos of you with your hands on one of your friend's waist, another where you were holding someone in your lap, playfully trying to kiss someone, and just being gay with your friends.

" this is hopeless. maybe he's just pretending to be gay with this friends, you know what i mean? "

ganke looked at miles before chewing on his lower lip and looking miles over.

" well, i think you're thinking of the worst scenario ever. just- ask him, it won't kill you, even if he isn't gay, what's the worst that could happen? you get rejected and move on. "

miles chewed his lower lip, staring down at the photos before sighing and nodding. " alright, im gonna ask him. "

and just like that, miles was knocking on your bedroom window as he hung upside down from the top of your apartment building.

you were laying on your bed as you heard the noise, looking towards the window and you instantly smiled as you saw the hero looking at you nervously.

you opened the window just enough to let him inside as you watched him closely, crossing your arms over your chest loosely.

" hey, what's up? you look nervous. "

now he was pacing, miles didn't even know what to do now that he was right in front of you. he chewed on his lower lip before he stared at you now.

you were so confused as you watched him pace then turn towards yourself as he stared,

" miles? "

you barely got his name out before he came right up to you and kissed you.

you froze at the kiss, shocked by it as just when miles thought he screwed everything up you immediately gripped his face and kissed him back.

miles felt his face grow warmer, he turned a deeper brownish red shade as he wrapped his arms around you.

you smiled, holding onto his waist before you moved back to look at him. " can i ask what that was, pretty? "

miles was even more flushed as he stared at you sheepishly, he rubbed the back of his head now as he looked at you kind of ashamed.

" i uhm.. wanted to know if you liked.. boys.. "

" it wasn't obvious? "

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hii, i was wondering if you write for Hobie Brown (spider-punk!!)? if you do, maybe just relationship hcs??

if not that totally okay!!

Spider-Punk Headcanons.

hobie brown x black!male reader.

warnings : swearing ,, mentions of fighting ,, horrible british slang bc im not british<3.

since he's quite rebellious ( and spiderman ) he definitely takes you to underground illegal concerts of his own as he knows he can protect you from danger.

tries to teach you how to play guitar whenever he can,, you're definitely no good at it but you enjoy his enthusiasm.

everyday you see him you're placing new pins on his jacket or stickers on his sneakers.

he wouldn't hesitate to beat the shit out of someone who tried to mess with you,, especially in a crowd of people.

has pretty foul language,, however tries his best to tone it down once he realized you didn't enjoy it.

" what a fucking wanker he is. "

" hobie.. "

" right, right.. i'm sorry, toots. he just really pis— upsets me. "

always stands up for you and you do the same.

the moment someone calls him names or berates his actions you're immediately there defending his name while he watches you with adoration and pride.

people call him a bit wacky,, and he is— but he's yours and that's all you care about.

he doesn't mind letting you wear the pants in the relationship if you desire.

probably holds your hand when he having a sweet moment, however when he's rambling,, walking down the street or escorting you to school or work,, his arm is wrapped around your shoulders.

keeps you significantly close to him subconsciously.

if you're not british he tries to copy your accent the best he can.

you in turn copy his accent as well,, it's easier than you thought.

he visits you at home in extra ways,, never knocking on your front door but swinging outside your window until you notice.

kisses you upside down every chance he gets.

allows you to wear his suit sometimes but never lets you wash it.

" your drier is stupid, it'll shrink my suit and i can't fight when my bollocks are being squeezed all to hell. "

since you're both black,, he's very helpful when it comes to wash day.

no matter your hair type,, hobie always has a way to detangle your hair in the most non painful way ever.

he doesn't exact do retwists but he does allow you to help him maintain his hair and keep his wicks (??) healthy.

haircare within its self is a date between you two.

is always nagging you about using cantu because he saw you pick it up one time at a hair shop.

almost had a heart attack when he learned you didn't know how to do your own hair.

from then on he's swung by every two weeks to help you maintain whatever hair style you got that month.

to conclude- he loves you very much and would probably become a villain if he lost you :D

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Task Force 141 + Los Vaqueros wake up to you oiling their scalp in their sleep.

cod x black!male reader.

headcanons incoming,, not the most accurate but.. im having fun so who cares <3.

warnings : nada.

Capt. John Price.

wake up to the smell of peppermint and feeling the wetness resting on his scalp.

probably jumped and touched his head before realizing you were dripping the oil into his hair.

... " what are you doing, love? "

" oiling your scalp, i had a nightmare you were bald. "

laughs it off and turns over to go back to sleep before feeling something silk slip onto his head.

" almost forgot the bonnet (: "

Simon " Ghost " Riley.

woke up immediately and slapped at your hands in self defense.

apologized at spilling your oil while still scolding you on why it's not right to put oil in people's hair while they're asleep.

while he rambles you successful finished oiling his scalp and sliding a silk scarf over his head.

" do you understand now that what your doing is extremely distasteful? "

" yes, pookie. "

" excuse me? "

he slept pretty comfortably with the scarf, even playing with the ends in his sleep.

John " Soap " MacTavish.

his eyes opened to see you leaning over him with the small vile of oil in your hands, the dropper mid pour as he stared at you.

just accepted what you were doing and closed his eyes back.

you rubbed your hands over the sides of his scalp mostly because you couldn't stand his mohawk.

" try as hard as you like, darlin'. this mohawk isn't leaving. "

" oh, just you wait. this is the good stuff."

you just slipped the bonnet on his head, kissed him goodnight and hoped you saw growth by the morning.

Kyle " Gaz " Garrick.

woke up to see you sitting on top of his pillow with some oil in your hands, your own bonnet flopping over your head.

" goodness, baby, i forgot to do it one time. "

" forgetting once becomes a bad habit, my love. "

always remembers to oil his scalp from now on so he doesn't have to see your disappointed face at 2 am.

puts on his own bonnet since he's already up.

remembers to hide the oil before he goes to bed now,, however you always find it.

Alejandro Vargas.

he was having a peaceful dream when he woke up at the smell of oil.

he knew he had no reason to panic so he opened his eyes slowly as he realized he was being straddled by you with an oil dropper in your hand.

" having fun, mi alma? "

" si. "

he allowed you to play in his hair as he relaxed against the pillows, sure it was 4 am but he adored you too much to tell you off.

he tried to put on the silk headscarf himself but failed to tie it correctly. it came off in his sleep.

Rodolfo " Rudy " Parra.

actually allowed you to oil his scalp before bed.

you had forgotten the back part of his head so you were now laying on the bed, feet kicking in the air while rubbing the oil against the hairs on the nape of his neck.

woke up a bit ago at the feeling of his bonnet being pushed up but didn't say anything.

turned around once you were finished so he could admire you.

" is it really that serious, mi amor? "

" i've seen your dad's hairline, rudy, i'll be damned if i let you go out like that. "