How to not function

I will post at random times of the year, and non will predict me

[jolazzy]

So youtube gave me a short break from all the political ads, which I'm thankful for, but they've replaced a lot of them with adoption ads

YOUTUBE HOW OLD DO YOU THINK I AM

[jolazzy]

Fun Fact: the fire in my header is a fire I started, no it is not the first and definitely not the last

[jolazzy]

It's funny how current teens switch between being smart to pure dumbassery in a matter of seconds

My friends were consoling a member of the group about his emotions with valid points and basically contemplating the meaning of life

And then 5 minutes later we're making and laughing at dick jokes

[jolazzy]

One of the youngest people in my friend group just called me wise

I thought he was Joking but was serious

I think I've made a mistake of somekind

[inthetags]

reblog and tag if your avatar can commit arson

[thefloatingstone]

I found a really cool Picrew that makes you into an RPG character

[xxtc-96xx]

[jolazzy]

[bouquetofoddities]

Me: *tries to start dating*

Me: *annoy the people I'm interested in on accident by infodumping about things I care about*

Me: *overwhelmed by all the subtle social cues you're somehow supposed to already know*

Me: *can't tell when somebody is flirting at all unless super direct with me*

Me: *has no idea how to flirt myself*

Me: *doesn't know how dates are even supposed to work*

Me: *is confused about how dating isn't just the same as you hanging out with someone you happen to like*

The list goes on and on. Is it just me or is dating absolutely confusing in every way ?

[pie-thinkings]

I want to prove a point to a coworker of mine.

Pretend this post is the coronavirus.

If you see this on your dash, just reblog it.

Let’s show them how quickly this virus can spread from just one person.

[auti-things]

I really am gonna be a clingy bf someday, aren't I?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

bitches will be like “i know a place” and then swaddle you in a mound of blankets & pillows while whispering hush, hush. i’m bitches

[jolazzy]

Ok what is up when stray thoughts suddenly become relevant to your situation out of nowhere, because an hour after the buying games post my brother and dad call me downstairs saying they want to play street fighter.

The Universe reacted to my thoughts and I fear them.

[outsticallyastonished]

|face|

[jolazzy]

Trying to buy videogames for myself while having hyperfixations is risky, because trying to decide between letting me get a game that feeds the current hyperfixation, and buying something that I'll enjoy in the long run is difficult.

[jolazzy]

For all your parental relationship needs

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Sorcerer: Hey what do you want to eat?

Patron: The souls of the innocent!

Warlock: A bagel.

Patron: Nooooo!

Warlock: …Two bagels.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Have you ever had one of your quotes pop up during a session?

Not directly, no, but this quote? Yeah, I was in a party where the bard was given the ‘stab a friend for material gain’ offer by a devil. And as the rogue, I thought it was a great idea.

-Mod Meme

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i was about to say “mound of potatoes” but then i read the headline and i feel like i’m reading a royal family tabloid from a better timeline

[jolazzy]

Ok but remember that in our timeline we have a queen that may or may not be immortal