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Dear followers =D

Hi! There are a bunch of you and I love you all and i don’t want to lose you! But I’ve made a new blog, this blog will be dedicated more to myself than to fandoms and things like that, if you want to follow me there, I would love for you to come on over! It’s called

Mellifluous-Ramblings.tumblr.com

I’ll still be reblogging here for sure though! =D

coppikatt

pandora

Some kid just told me he thought ebola was spanish for grandma

britney2007spears

mercedesbenzodiazepine

This really is 100% me

josiahjames

foxfoxwolf

Now THAT’S a wedding photo.

I want this, aw.

goals

this is breathtaking

Do you really want it though? They probably couldn't afford to have ANYONE else at their wedding, how dull.

mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours

alkonium

Well, that certain sums up my feelings towards Google.

pandyxmilkovich-blog

Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.

So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.

So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.

So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…

And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…