APOTHEOSIS

n. 'the elevation of someone to divine status; deification.'

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                                 What a strange place he’s ended up in this time—He could’ve sworn it is this way to the market, right? He guesses he’s wrong then. Not too hard, given how easily he loses his path even when he has a set place in mind. Straightening out, he sighs. Trying to recount his steps, he wonders where he’d gone wrong. Was it when he went past the bakery? Or was it when he was stopped by the nice couple near the pet store when he left with the kitten food for Mana? His pause is lengthy at best, his mind trying to desperately figure out just where he went wrong on his set path. He’d been going to the grocery store—for what again?                                    His mind is drawing such a hard blank that he can only stare at the man in front of him with a matching, bland expression. Then it hits him in full force, making him nearly reel in his stupidity. Bottled water! Of course! That thought that’d escaped his grasp now firmly in mind is shuffled backwards. This man in front of him—a stranger who looks almost as intimidating as his mother when she’s angry—is asking him a question. Right. Of course he was. And that was…? He delves back into thought again, albeit this is much shorter than the one before. Though the man words the question in a very polite way… Huan believes it to be an anything but polite offer.                                    Is this man new to the area? He has to be. Huan usually would recognize most—if not all faces—of the residents here in this small suburb which is so very, very close to the large city. Tilting his head, Huan decides to question this man—this stranger—of…What he could provide. Perhaps it’ll be interesting. “What woul’ ya recommend?”

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                 RECOMMEND? As though any recommendation of his                would be given in good will ---- was the man foolish? Did                he not learn as others did? Did he not learn that those who                would sell things ---- drugs, themselves ---- would recommend                only that which was most EXPENSIVE? That which would                garner the most amount? Baek-Ho considers this naivete with                a low hum, an INTERRUPTION in thought; to try the man's                wallet, or not? Such low cunning would have to have conse-                quences, of course, but... Baek-Ho is intrigued. His curiosity                piques, drawn by slight wonder... he considers that the man                may not even be aware of who he IS, of what he is.

                                             The hum cuts off.

                             "To offer a recommendation," Soft-spoken, quiet,                         the hint of his curiosity peeking through in the arch of                         his tone, the rise of an eyebrow. "I would need to know                         what you would like, right? What is it you desire? A fuck                         in the dark? Or something to take the edge off?"

                 Baek-Ho's gaze cuts across the man's figure ---- a hardly hidden               look; observation of what the man had to offer him, nothing more.               He wasn't wholly impressed. The man felt... average. Slight in               build, plain by Baek-Ho's standards ---- but his OBSERVATIONS               were only that. They had no precedence in his reality. What the               man might be would be discovered only through future inter-               action. Of either the bed kind or the spoken kind ---- so long as               it ended as it should: through WORSHIP.

                                            " ---- Or even both.                                                 But that will cost more."

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              Who dares stand before GOD? Prideful displays such as this               leave him with a bitter taste in his mouth; sinners crawling to              ST. PETER'S GATE ---- pearly marble that should be untouched              by the taint of one who has not made proper retribution in the form              of a bow, a bend at the hip. Baek-Ho finds his head tilting, back,              form straightening. His eyes look to imprint stigmata unto skin,              my hands, my feet, my passion ---- and he holds in him a kind              of empyrean rudeness. The aloofness of a deity, reflected upon              the man who approaches him.

                                         " ---- Do you want something? I imagine                                          that you do. Everyone wants something,                                          and I'm here to provide them with it."

             Be it cocaine or sex or other such things. They desire, and he              provides.

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           ”And would you like that in large or extra large?                       Although…                                     We do offer up to XXXXL.”

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                 "Is that... wide XXXXL?"

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Uta - Tokyo Ghoul

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     ”Ahh… Yes.”              He scribbles “masochism” onto the paper.                   “I’m afraid we only offer six inch and 12 inch. Which would you prefer?”

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                 "Well.                       There's only one choice here, don't you think?"

                                    Give me the 12 inch or give me death.

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"Will you...." Pause, for dramatic effect. "Take me to the circus? Ellison won't take me to the circus. Please. I just want to go to the circus."

                        "Eat my whole ass,                                     and I'll think about it.

                                       Oh, and polish my limited edition of the                                       King James Bible while you're at it, too."

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"If you’ve forgotten, this is a screening to determine what form of pornography you will be staring in."

                 "Think I made it pretty clear that I just wanted to be                    beaten with large 9-inch dildos. There's a market                    for that, right?"

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"Do you, sir," fixes glasses, "suck dick?"

                          "Not as much as you do, from what I've heard                           down the grapevine. Say ---- how's the mouth                           herpes going? Out of curiosity. Maybe you ought                           to get those lips blessed."

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"On a scale of 'one' to 'too many dicks on the dance floor' how would you describe the elasticity of your anus."

                            "... That's an interview question?"

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Let's see some sass!

                         "Are you all out of sorts when I'm in the room?                           Do I... taint your floor when I walk in there?                           Am I that disgusting to you?

                                          Good. Being the ANTITHESIS to you                                           is all that matters. I want you to shrivel                                           in disgust ---- I want you to be upset when                                          I'm nearby, with all of my... proclivities.

                     How funny ---- you'll keep your composure about anything...                     but not when it comes to the cocks in my ass."

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"Let's see some sass!"

                          "You and your white substances.                             Does that fill in some sort of whole?                            I suppose ---- you should be glad you're                            taking in something worthwhile. Just as                            long as you continue to be pathetic enough                            to kneel before me... I can't really care."

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"Let's see some sass!"

                          "Do the words 'over-compensating' mean anything t'you?                            Waving your gun like that... I know, I know ---- you can't                            get it up, so you've gotta pretend like you've got something                             with a little pow-pow. But... it's truly pathetic.

                                                   Invest in Viagra and go stick it in a sow."

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