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DOOOD!!! Its Bird Bits!!!
Turbolions!!!
Come watch us become lions or kings.
McDonald bagels do exist.
Gandalf gets it.
Gandalf the Wise.
A meme about me.
does anyone wana talk about THIS GIANT FUCKING HOLE WHERE RUSSIA SHOULD BE.
In a surprising turn around, the gays have now censored Russia
When you argue with someone who likes my little pony
I REBLOGGED THIS ON NEW YEARS’ LAST YEAR AND ALL MY SENPAIS HAVE NOTICED ME
y’all need to know what happened in the spanish masterchef last night
okay so we’ve got sweet little laura here
laura is 8 years old. even though she’d been constantly ignored and undervalued by some of the other contestants because of her age, she was definitely one of the best. everyone thought she’d definitely get to the final.
last night was the semifinal.
she wasn’t doing too badly until the last test, which was so hard that it had only ever been done in the grown-up masterchef. the contestants had to follow the instructions of a professional chef who cooked at the same time they did. it was not a test in which you could afford to waste time or get distracted.
and laura, poor, sweet, tiny laurita, whose pots and pans were almost as big as she was, got burnt.
she tried so, so hard to carry on with the test. she knew that having the burn treated would take up too much valuable time, so she kept cooking. but she couldn’t. the burn was bad, she was fighting back tears, and even the judges were starting to get worried. she had to go.
at this point, spain began to cry.
everyone thought it was game over for her. she’d be too far behind when she came back. there was no way she’d be able to make up for lost time.
BUT THEN
SWEET CINNAMON ROLL LUKAS SWOOPED IN AND COOKED IN HER PLACE AND TOOK CARE OF HER DISH AND INGREDIENTS WHILE HE WAS COOKING HIS OWN THING
THIS WAS THE SEMIFINAL AND HE WAS PUTTING HIS PLACE IN THE FINAL AT RISK SO HE COULD HELP HIS FRIEND
HERE YOU CAN PRACTICALLY SEE THE JUDGES AND THE CHEF ASKING THEMSELVES IF THIS IS REAL LIFE
SPAIN WAS BAWLING
and then laurita came back with a heavily bandaged hand. she tried to continue, but it was too much for her since she was basically cooking with one hand.
AND LUKAS KEPT HELPING HER
in the end, laura had to leave for good. she just couldn’t cook. she tried, though, and she was asked if she wanted to leave twice before she said yes.
and so our princess left.
thankfully, at least something good happened. lukas made it to the final, and most of spain is rooting for him.
these kids are angels, guys, and i’m crying. i’m crying so much.
we fight a toaster
I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision.
We only have seven days to left reblog this joke
TOMORROW IS THE LAST FULL DAY TO REBLOG THIS
MAKE IT COUNT
TODAY IS THE LAST DAY LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO!!!!
SANTA ALL THE WAY FROM ALL THE FREE THROW LINE!
SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM
Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us and think “omg what an adorable fucking cutiepie”?
a while ago I read an article about how dogs love us back, but recognize that we’re different from them, while cats see us as bigger and clumsier than them, but do not consider us different
Dogs: I am fuzzy creature and you are a different adorable creature and I love you!!!!! Cats: I am lanky and graceful and you are a giant mess
This is why cats occasionally try to bathe and feed us
It’s true; cats see us as giant dumb hairless babies. That’s why they bring us half-dead prey– to teach us how to hunt and eat properly. That’s why they attack when we rub their bellies– that’s how parent cats teach kittens to defend themselves. That’s also why they meow– cats communicate with other adults on a frequency we can’t hear, but meow at kittens because their ears aren’t fully developed. They even specialized a set of meows they use only for humans, because we are especially deaf babies.
We are all of us dumb kittens.
Today I Learned That I Am A Dumb Kitten
hhhh friend spoiled the force unleashed i’m so pissed
did i spoil it with teh gays :(
ye cuz uR GAY
Force Unleashed was a dumb game anyway.
how many times has anakin skywalker been electrocuted
does someone have a count
is this boy’s brain okay
Omg my time to shine!
1. Gungan General 2. Hostage Crisis 3. The Citadel 4. Gungan Attack 5. Prisoners 6. Shadow Warrior (at least twice, implied it was much more) 7. Slaves of the Republic 8. Escape from Kadavo (twice) 9. Crisis on Naboo (twice) 10. Sacrifice (though this was in Yoda’s vision and not real life)
So in conclusion, by the time Revenge of the Sith rolls around, Anakin has been electrocuted a minimum of 12 times. This can cause a host of physical and neurological problems, including lack of emotional control, increased aggression, etc. Strictly speaking, Anakin’s propensity towards having huge amounts of electricity (which should by all rights have killed him ages ago - there’s an entire book where Luke is dealing with the pain associated with Force lightning, whereas Anakin’s just like “whatever, just another Tuesday”) played as big of a role in his turn to the Dark Side as anything else, since it sapped his brain of the ability of cognitive reasoning.
…so are you saying that Anakin might have never joined the dark side if he wasn’t a human lightning rod?
I’m saying Anakin’s cognitive functioning and ability to control his emotions and aggression were deeply impacted by being a human lightning rod, which is the long way of saying yes.
yall out here reblogging only the first half of this but not the important stuff
Anakin being messed up by getting hit by electric shocks one time too many is a better explanation for why he turned to the dark side than anything from Revenge of the Sith O.O
Harry Potter as a teen comedy…
maybe the best example of editing can portray a mood, tbh like this is really funny but it’s also just artistically amazing
i literally always reblog this because its soooo good