best fun bruce

Ben Bruce. Asking Alexandria. aim: cravingolishugs var sc_project=11019256; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="c954851c"; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write("");

[wittyworm]

i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours

[geniusoflove]

they don’t come to take your order you have to go to the counter

[forever90s]

[jonbenjovi-blog]

@unfuego i KNEW IT!!

[jonbenjovi-blog]

So no one gifted me a private jet for my birthday but I'm still hopeful. Maybe it's just late to arrive

[jonbenjovi-blog]

Here's my late birthday pic

[sheswanderlost]

[twitterlols]

[everets]

this is so sad… look what evolution has done. why? why did horses have to get big

[bidoof]

They are still growing

[jesternoise]

the first horse…….. was human

[jonbenjovi-blog]

Idk how to do things on my new phone. I can finally relate to how old people feel when they're first introduced to technology

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happy bday daddy

this is the worst thing anyone has ever said to me

[jonbenjovi-blog]

@barbielamborghini perfect we're gonna make the best reality show

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@rhvegal um no!!! what happened to my bday party??

[jonbenjovi-blog]

@barbielamborghini that's the plan!

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I'm looking for a new best friend again since @olobcrsyko hasn't wished me a happy birthday. Taking applications currently for my reality show "Ben's new bff"

[jonbenjovi-blog]

God ur old

Put ya fuckin fists up 👊👊👊

[jonbenjovi-blog]

I'm not gonna spam the dash w birthday messages but I see all the ones in my inbox. Thanks guys!

[klingoff]

hell is right-clicking to save an image and accidentally clicking ‘email image’ and having to wait forty years for some email program you didn’t even know existed to rise from its slumber like some lovecraftian ancient god, meanwhile the fans on your laptop are preparing for takeoff and you stare dead-eyed as the rainbow spirals, spirals, spirals. you wait and suffer this cosmic karma. days pass. “just a few more seconds” you slur. your laptop freezes and the concept of time is no longer comprehensible. your family and friends forget your name and you fade from existence.