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[yourfaveshatefujoshis]

“ship what you want” when used correctly: it’s okay to ship two characters who haven’t interacted that much in canon but you think look cute together. Use your imagination! Additionally, there’s no shame in self-insert. All in all, have fun!

You fucking demons: abuse/pedophilia/incest is ok because it’s fictional uwu

[jonconsgaylover]

A full grown adult man: *is emotionally traumatized due to past experiences and projects that onto a vulnerable, emotionally traumatized 13 year old*

Dumb internet freaks: is this romance?

[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

GRRM: And I do know there’s all these people out there who are, as they call themselves, the “San/San” fans, who want to see Sandor and Sansa get together at the end. So that’s interesting, too. Tom Merritt: The TV show has sort of played with that a little, and probably stoked those fires. GRRM: Oh, sure. And I’ve played with it in the books. There’s something there, but it’s still interesting to see how many people have responded to it.

–Sword & Laser video podcast, 2012-06-22

[jonconsgaylover]

You know just because something is inherent in the source text doesn’t mean it’s a good thing right?

[finnbennet]

Truth hurts

[alayne-stone]

Omg…some people really believe that this:

Fanart is romantic???

[finnbennet]

Yes, it is romantic

+ just fyi

[jonconsgaylover]

Ah yes, the utter romance of "I should have raped her when i had the chance"

[twow]

“Even a priest may doubt. Even a prophet may know terror. Aeron Damphair reached within himself for his god and discovered only silence. As a thousand voices shouted out his brother’s name, all he could hear was the scream of a rusted iron hinge.”

[mylestoyne]

I don’t know if you have any requests, if so, please Jaime and Sansa kiss.

jaime and sansa kiss you say???

[vibratome-remade-deactivated202]

[loveyourcrookedneighbour]

one of those “the man ⬆️” and “the legend ⬇️” shirts but it says “the mannis ⬆️” and stannis is wearing it

[mrsjadecurtiss]

[amuelia]

The wedding of King Aegon and Queen Shireen, several years after the long night ended.

Commission for @post-ironicweaboo , thank you so much for commissioning me!! :D

[If this image piqued your interest, it belongs to the fanfic “The Kings Who Cared”]

[shebsart]

credit goes to @the-perfunctorily and @seaworthit  for the headcanon of theon repeating asha’s old jokes as his own to winterfell kids 

and post-reek theon calling his bow ‘my lady wife’ was @gaystannis ‘s idea

imagine Theon cracking Asha’s iconic joke before charging into battle with his bow and arrows, Asha would be annoyed with this lame plagiarizing (i mean she still is a little bit..) if she wasnt feeling kinda proud of him rn lol

also she was about to make the same joke but theon beat her to it

[mainflopgirl]

it is still SO funny how sansa was like “why did you murder joffrey :0” and littlefinger was just “not sure why tbh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯” he was really out there like feeling cute might kill the king later haha idk x

[logarto]

being told i dont understand how fiction works is so funny thank you 32 year old who reads nothing but smut fanfiction i will take that into consideration and maybe drop out of my degree

[logarto]

“its fiction it isnt real nothing that is fictional matters” is genuinely the stupidest lowest brain take and so plainly shows you dont understand the role of the arts in human society like morality aside it genuinely makes u look like an ignorant moron. because you are.

[shebsart]

Victarion Greyjoy

 House Greyjoy’s contribution to the thicc community

[stardyng]

I saw a meme how they were saying how their whole body hurt when someone ignores all the Sansan content in the series, but honestly? What is all the Sansan content? A 11 year old child being abused by a guy in his mid 30s?

I actually made a meta dicussing the abusive nature of this dynamic. Essentially, the relationship between Sansa and Sandor boils down to a grown man taking out his fustrations about the world and his childhood into a little girl that he’s attracted to. He emotionally abuses her in the way that he degrades the way she views the world, her parents, her religion, her childhood and her intelligence. He contributed in making her insecure about herself and her intelligence. Her also physically abuses, as he’s not below threatening her in order to get something that he feels entitled to get, and doesn’t stop even when she tells him to stop. He also sexually abuses her, with the way he made sexual comments about her, but even more so with him attempting to rape her the last time they saw each other. He treats her horribly, and yet people romanticize this relationship perhaps because they’re into Sandor, or they think his sobstory is justifies all of his terrible acts. Pedo shippers (yes, I said it) are lucky that we just ignore their content because we could do a lot worse. They’re not entitled to our attention especially when so many of them don’t even like Sansa as a character. 

[zoya-nazyalenskys-archive]

lmao imagine thinking you're smarter then people cause you ship an underage girl with a grown ass man

[jonconsgaylover]

A full grown adult man: *is emotionally traumatized due to past experiences and projects that onto a vulnerable, emotionally traumatized 13 year old*

Dumb internet freaks: is this romance?

[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

GRRM: And I do know there’s all these people out there who are, as they call themselves, the “San/San” fans, who want to see Sandor and Sansa get together at the end. So that’s interesting, too. Tom Merritt: The TV show has sort of played with that a little, and probably stoked those fires. GRRM: Oh, sure. And I’ve played with it in the books. There’s something there, but it’s still interesting to see how many people have responded to it.

–Sword & Laser video podcast, 2012-06-22

[jonconsgaylover]

You know just because something is inherent in the source text doesn't mean it's a good thing right?

[jonconsgaylover]

A full grown adult man: *is emotionally traumatized due to past experiences and projects that onto a vulnerable, emotionally traumatized 13 year old*

Dumb internet freaks: is this romance?

[costis]

Ladies, if they:

-Hang out with a secret Targaryen named Aegon

-Hate bells

-Destroy a whole city because they heard bells

That's not your Queen, that's Jon Connington

[slaygentford]

the absolute FUNNIEST fucking part of feast which I can’t believe I didnt include in that post going round is when the brotherhood is like you WILL kill Jaime Lannister and brienne is like I Will not and Hyle is likE I WILL!!! SHIT!!! I’LL DO IT!! FUCK, LET ME DOWN! I’LL FUCKING KILL HIM, SHIT!