what.

i'm jordann and i live on the east coast. i like food, sleeping, and food, and have a bit of a thing for norman reedus and dylan o'brien. there's plenty of shit in my /tagged/about me that's very important too.

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

“i’ll be speaking with my lawyer” is the adult version of saying “im telling mom”

[did-you-know]

Lilica the dog crushed her maternity photo shoot. Photographer Ana Paula Grillo captured all the shots in only 20 minutes because Lilica smiled for the camera and posed perfectly. She gave birth to her 5 puppies the very next day. Source Source 2

[blackgirlsreverything]

OMG!!!

[onlytwitterpics]

[the-lesbian-label]

I would rather have someone blow up my phone with messages because they care about me than constantly be left empty handed and unsure about how someone really feels about me

[christdookie-resurrection-deact]

[olimar]

does whatever a sipdre cna

[bigfetus]

wait is this not how everyone speaks 

[touchedbythehandofgod1987-deact]

it is but people like to think they’re special

[vikychen]

[sparklycycletaco]

Fashion Lady  Rompers

Left // Center // Right

Left // Center // Right

Left // Center // Right

[unescapable]

i honestly could not date someone who wasn’t funny

[sizvideos]

A student created Hylux, the taste and benefits of a sport drink without the sugar and calories. Get more information here

[m00nba3]

Black Excellence

[army-of-bee-assassins]

what that headline failed to mention is that it links to a kickstarter! it ends on may 13th, and it’s not yet halfway to the goal of $10,000. so more people need to be seeing this.

[awesome-picz]

Meet Smoothie, The World’s Most Photogenic Cat.

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[cute-baby-animals]

Look at how beautiful she is!

[pumpkinspicephantom]

Ass grabbin is an important part of every relationship.

[wordsthat-speak]

It’s hard to resist a bad boy who’s a good man.

(via twinception)

[desperatehousecat]

me on death row

officer: you have one last meal, what do you want

me: hmm idk what are you in the mood for

[spirew]

call out post for tomatoes

i dont like them

[boredpanda]

Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, Proves Parenting Is Fun

[shortvideosandstuff]

[heartrate]

i’m interested in stargazing and rough sex