🍚

[anglaised]

🎄🦧

notice how hes bigger and more important

[mellifexfarm]

anyone want this

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

sort a to z... great. now show me z to a. interesting. let me see oldest to newest

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[theehorsepusssy]

[mmleepmlorp]

My five year plan is to just see what happens

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[demilypyro]

Y'all hear about this nuance stuff

[tsukinoinaba]

I've heard mixed things.

[demilypyro]

Oh so it sucks then, and you hate it

[dogpuppy]

[memorycycle]

dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

[bunniope]

gets stuck in a washing machine but no one wants to fuck me even a little bit so i just starve to death in there

[jdididydog]

give me one thousing dollars 💵💸

[colloidalamber]

wait i dont give a fuck

[vzm]

after touching spicy foods immediately touch your eyes, penis, and vagina

[sacred-portal]

[segamascott]