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► stray cat ; kai + jon

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→ the male seems to be making an effort to be polite and he takes it as a good sign. at least he wasn’t being straight out rude and unpleasant. for a few moments, he really doesn’t know what he should do. jonathan knows what he wants to do. offer a place to sleep, food– but the other could always reject or take it the wrong way. he suddenly feels nauseous because he remembers, all that time ago, when he was wondering around in the streets, he’d gotten disgusting offers and some almost forced them on him, but luckily there was always a good samaritan around to help him (he looked beyond scared, all wide eyes and unshed tears, and he really couldn’t believe his luck).

but he can’t just let the boy sleep in a damn bench, out in the cold when he’s comfortable in his warm bed, with his warm blankets and fluffy pillows.

“hey, uh– if you want, i got a comfortable couch back at my place. and food. it’s cold but you can heat it on the microwave. it’s take-out but it’s pretty good, i promise.”

he really hopes the male will take his offer because he can’t really live with his consciousness if he just lets him be. nimble fingers nervously pluck at loose threads on his sleeves and hem of his jacket, teeth sink on chapped lips and he can’t help but to add. “i’ve also got a few beers and scotch back there.” he frowns and sputters when he realizes how that sounds. “n-not that i’m trying to get you drunk or anything! i just…wanna help.” smooth, jonathan. smooth.

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It’s not the first time someone has offered him help. Most of it ended in sloppy and forced sex (which he retaliated to by robbing them blind). He knew people, or at least liked to tell himself he did. His eyes were speculative as he leered at the other male. He was short of stature and didn’t seem to form much of a threat. If he wanted, he could easily overpower him. Or, he thought he could. You never knew, really.

He took a couple of moments of silence, eyes aimed straight at the man offering him help. How did he knew Kai wasn’t going to rob him? How did he know he wasn’t some sort of twisted sociopath luring people into taking him in to kill them. A frown forms on his face--because really, what’s the chance of such a thing actually happening?

His gaze lowers to the ground as he thinks before he sits up, toes touching the cold ground. To hell with it. Take-out sounded promising and so did beer. If he was going to be killed, he might as well go out enjoying a nice meal and a comfortable couch.

“Fine.” He sighs more than he speaks, gaze lifting at the concerned passerby. “Okay. I’ll go with you.”

#;reply #;stray cat #jonvgrey

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Let's try this.

Reblog if you don’t mind someone adding you on AIM even if they haven’t interacted with you before.

#jonginvskai #go on ahead

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Job AUs

General

‘Hey bastard this store is already closed oh wait you’re hot never mind please do come in’ AU

‘I’m on the verge of tears because of a rude customer and you step in and stand up for me’ AU

‘I can feel you silently judging me as you ring up my purchases I swear I’m not using these for their intended purpose’ au

‘Why does this cost TEN DOLLARS THIS IS AN OUTRAGE’ AU

Hairdresser AU

‘You’re my regular customer and I’m in love with the feel of your hair’ AU

“Rumor has it that you’re a hairdresser with magic fingers and you can fix any bad hair day so that’s why I’m here’ AU

Gift store AU

‘Why the fuck are you choosing that for a gift to your crush’ AU

‘You walk in and offer to pay me to wrap your gifts’ AU

Florist AU

‘I work as a florist and every day you walk in, buy one flower and give it to me’ AU

‘I work part-time in a flower shop and you keep asking me about what this flower means in flower language and I honestly don’t know so you end up giving me a lesson’ AU

Jewellery shop AU

‘You walk in and ask for the most expensive piece are you loaded to the gills what the fuck man’ AU

‘I’m the employee and this is the first time ever I’ve met you but you buy me a necklace saying the gem compliments my eyes’ AU

Coffee Shop AU

I write a bad pick up line on your cup every time I’m your barista’ AU

‘You’re the customer and you get back at me for all the times I’ve spelt your name wrong by mispronouncing my name in increasingly horrible ways’ AU

‘You’re really short and cute and you buy a cup of black coffee every morning but you make weird faces as you sip it and you never finish your drink are you trying to look mature or something’ AU

‘Should I be concerned about how much caffeine you’re taking in’ AU

Bakery AU

‘Your love of strawberry shortcake really doesn’t match your appearance but i still think that’s really cute’ AU

‘Every morning you walk in and inhale deeply then walk back out seriously just buy something already’ AU

Drug Store/Chemist AU

‘You embarrassedly place your items into the counter so I call a price check just to make you feel more awkward, but it turns out one of your items were actually overpriced’ AU

Bartender AU

‘You’re the bartender and you catch someone slipping something into my drink’ AU

‘I ask you to concoct something from all the ingredients on the list i gave you and it ends up tasting so horrible and wrong that i can’t stop laughing’ AU

Teacher AU

We’re both teachers and at the end of the year we compare how many gifts we’ve received from students and you’ve won for the past three years’ AU

‘Romeo and Juliet of the math and english dept. in school’ AU

Writer AU

I’m a writer and when it gets close to my deadlines I neglect taking care of myself so you’ll pop in my house every so often to make sure I’m doing okay’ AU

Fast food Chain AU

‘You just ordered a smile and I look at you like you’re batshit insane before bursting out into laughter’ AU

‘You’re an employee and I have a crush on you so when you hand me the soft serve I accidentally grab it by the ice cream instead of the cone’ AU

‘We have a free refill policy for soft drink and you’ve prepared several empty bottles what the fuck’ AU

Corner Shop AU

‘I see you come in here every day to buy the same drink and one day I leave a message on the bottle’ AU

‘You run in looking really panicked and you ask for 6 gallons of milk why’ AU

Restaurant AU

‘You’re a famous critic and I’m a server and I get so nervous that I trip and spill the dish all over you’ AU

‘You’ve always been a good cook so I encouraged you start your own restaurant and seven years down the track you own one of the most successful businesses’ AU

Idol/Manager AU

‘I’m your manager and holy shit you have crazy fans’ AU

‘You’re an idol and you got the lead role in a romance drama and you practice at my expense’ AU

‘Can you please act appropriately do you know just how many of your fuck ups I’ve had to cover up last week’ AU

Firefighter AU

‘You’ve just been saved from a burning building and you’re begging to go back in to save your pet cat’ AU

“No that’s impossible how the fuck did you manage to get it to catch fire?!” AU

Sex Line Operator AU

‘I called you because I was curious and wow you have a very soothing voice can you please sing me to sleep’ AU

‘I have a very cute neighbour and very thin walls and one day I call you and err your moans are very synchronised with my neighbour’s’ AU

And Finally:

You’re a drug lord and I think I’ve just walked into your drug den’ AU

sorry not sorry

#;plots

lobbu-lobbu

cute Jongin got distracted by his hands.

#;shell

► hook me up

( chxmerxcal )

Fine. So maybe getting drunk wasn’t enough on some days. Maybe, on particular days, he needed an extra buzz when his mind was too full and his body too empty. Having been an underground participant for so long, he knew how to make his way around by now. Kai, given, had done some shady shit in his life, but it had paid off in the long run. He knew who to look for and where to look for them when he needed something--anything--and could get it fixed for the right price.

He had never been the type to go for the heavier doses (except that one time he had snorted cocaine and only woke up to find blood on his hands and a dead stray cat in front of him; okay, so no cocaine. it was a trigger.) But weed, yes. He would consider himself a conoisseur of herbal sciences.

Still, he wasn’t a dealer, nor was drug trafficking a simple issue in Korea. It was hidden, and hidden well, only exposed if you know where to look and who to look for. Luckily, rumours went around. Or rather, high dudes spilling the beans of getting their stash from someone if they trusted you well enough. Which in itself proved to be an easy task. Stoners trusted everyone.

So, with a leather jacket and the rest of his outfit just as black, he stepped into one of the quieter clubs of Seoul city. As rumour spilled, he should find a fairly twink-ish looking bartender with a bit of a friendly smile. As far as he heard, he was a jack of all trades, having hands reaching deep in mary poppins’ bag to pull out whatever you wanted (probably also not very legal). He’d heard, as far as his ears could reach, that this particular innocent looking bartender could deliver cocaine like snow on a winter day.

With word like that spreading around, he sat by the bar and crossed his legs while watching the bartender spoken of. If he was correct, it was indeed him. His hands--which were the first thing Kai took notice of--were definitely pretty enough to be a dealer’s. Dealers and thieves always had the prettiest hands, in his experience. Still, he took his time, tapping his fingers against the bar as he waited to be approached by the bartender.

#;starter #;hook me up #chxmerxcal

► cheers!

( bbkhnn )

[ text ► byun babe ] u ready?

[ text ► byun babe ] i’m at the spot, holding the line

[ text ► byun babe ] it’s gonna be fkin packed 2niteeee!!!!

Usually, he never really waits in line to get into clubs, always managing to sneak in via extra routes. (Read: By any and all means necessary early access.) But today he’s meeting up with Baekhyun, who is his club banger friend. They’d met one night when mentioned sort-of-friend had thrown up over a bouncer’s shoes, and the moment a fight broke out, Kai had been the one to threaten the bouncer with a baseball bat and yanked the poor drunk with him.

Fifteen minutes of sobering up was all Kai allowed Baekhyun to give before he pulled him along to another party a couple of blocks down. A sloppy house party by some college students, but they mingled into the crowd just fine. After an extensive match of beer pong, and Kai being just as drunk as Baekhyun, they’d left soon after. The night ended with them breaking into a museum and nearly being arrested after one of the alarms accidentally went off.

Kai had so much fun that he scribbles his phone number on Baekhyun’s forehead with permanent marker before allowing the drunken partygoer to do the same to him. Getting shit faced and completely in trouble were his two favourite activities and even if the boy came across as timid, he knew how to hold his liquor and that was qualification enough to spend sloppy saturday nights with him.

As always, he was dressed in a flashy manner. The bass could be heard outside of the building and it had the alter bouncing on his feet. Nights like these, with Baekhyun, were nights he was allowed to forget he was just a split personality and it made him able to live for himself for a couple of shitfaced hours.

[ text ► byun babe ] really tho, hurry tf up

#;starter #;pink noise #bbkhnn

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♫ I relate to you

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Fuck off.

#;ask #jonvgrey

I'm dead. Or rather, I suppose just not altogether here. But I bet I get great otherworldly head you little shit. Date me. Or not. It's not gonna hurt my little undead soul.

Y’sound like you should be dating Dracula or somethin’..