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@hightydejoni: it was one time

[fkarchie]

How about you be nice and don’t hurt my dancing feelings?

[jonitydeofficial]

Alright, I’m sorry, really. Just dance with me so I don’t look completely crazy by myself, yeah?

[fkarchie]

Let me drink a bit more and I’ll dance with you.

[jonitydeofficial]

I hope the drink makes your dancing better, because right now, it’s pretty rough, Arch.

[jonitydeofficial]

I’m here to bring the party. If anyone needs me I’ll be dancing by myself, feel free to join.

[ciarcn-deactivated20160821]

Aren’t you a girl? How do you not know how girls work?

[jonitydeofficial]

Yeah, I’m a girl. But not every girl thinks it’s totally fine to pour baby powder on another human. At this point, it’s an issue with her mental status, not her gender.

[ciarcn-deactivated20160821]

She ran away. It was – my life is forever changed.

[jonitydeofficial]

Girls are weird, man. But hey, at least your skin’ll be smooth and you smell pretty nice.

[jasperidk-blog]

You might second guess your entire existence if you do that though.

[jonitydeofficial]

Oh, will I? Well, maybe you should second guess your plot to push me into the pool.

[jasperidk-blog]

What if you’re wearing the floaties that Nat supplied though? Then you won’t die, alright? Problem solved.

[jonitydeofficial]

Alright, fine. But I’m pulling you down with me. 

[jonitydeofficial]

gdmason:

I really don’t know what just happened to me. I was walking along, minding my own business as usual. Then this girl comes up and dumps baby powder on my head because she said I was such a babe. Teenage girls are so confusing.

That’s unfortunate. Did she run away shortly after? That’s how you know if it was a joke or if she was genuinely intrigued by you.

[jasperidk-blog]

Aw, come on. Don’t suck the fun out of my fun, Jo.

[jonitydeofficial]

Hey, man, I’m just lookin’ out for my safety. 

[halseyshugs]

[jonitydeofficial]

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[jasperidk-blog]

My goal here is to push all of you in the pool at least once–possibly twice. Depends on how lucky I can get and how often no one is paying attention to their surroundings.

[jonitydeofficial]

I’d really appreciate it if you actually don’t do that because I can’t swim and it’ll turn out terribly.

[no-one-is-homes-deactivated2015]

I got so much floral print that anyone who doesn’t like it is going to be in for a rude surprise. I’ve only got the most stylish floaties though.

[jonitydeofficial]

That’s music to my ears. I’m glad, though, because floaties can only be so stylish, so I’ve got to have the best.

[giventakes]

The one that she sings while she’s near a pool, I think. I forgot what it’s called, though.

[jonitydeofficial]

Oh, that one. Yeah, it’s awful. I agree with you. If I hear even a snippet of the song, I’ll scream.

[giventakes]

If any of you come near me singing that stupid Sharpay song, I’m going to need you to hand in your squad membership card and find the nearest exist. Thank you.

[jonitydeofficial]

The real question here is which Sharpay song? 

[no-one-is-homes-deactivated2015]

In case anyone is wondering, I’m supplying the floaties and they even got wicked designs on them. Better safe than sorry, am I right?

[jonitydeofficial]

Did you happen to get any with floral print on them? Because I’m a total sucker for floral print. Gotta look stylin’ if you can’t swim.

[no-one-is-homes-deactivated2015]

I’ll keep my eye out open for it though and make sure you get it back before the tenth. Maybe someone wanted to give a lame, late April Fool’s prank on you.

[jonitydeofficial]

Thanks, girl. I’m hoping I’ll stumble across it soon. I’m sure it was, ‘specially since no one really knows me!

[duncanidk]

What happens if you don’t find your bag? Do you get fired?

[jonitydeofficial]

No, I’ll just have to get new stuff. That would suck, if I got fired.