Jonny5FeFrenzy

conflicting, unconfirmed reports state that he was a failed comedian, a petty thief, and a broken family man.

[jaubaius]

He waited 14 hours for the squirrel to start his Rube Goldberg machine

[boaringoldguy-deactivated202506]

Rube Goldberg would be proud…

[letitrainathousandflames]

[twinprime]

teal and orange truly is the greatest color combo in the world. like name one better combo

[twinprime]

this is spiritually healing to me

[beans-after-midnight]

a platypus palette?

[zzoupz]

[beans-after-midnight]

PERRY THE PLATYPUS PALETTE???

[mysteriousgirlatlibrary-deactiv]

[bobodenkirkisgay]

he is literally so fucking funny

[cammiesoldblog-deactivated20221]

This is exactly how working retail feels.

[crimepit-deactivated20200606]

[sneefss-deactivated20180126]

unironically one of the funniest things i think ive ever seen on this fucking website and yes im going to reblog this like every other day

[folksonomy]

Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together

Me 7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together

[fuckyeah2000s]

[zoesupreme]

It's important to slap your partner on the ass and say good game after sex. Sportsmanship is a dying virtue.

[redarmyscreaming]

Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

[animalcrossingmemes]

[kaijuno]

I realize this is an animal crossing meme but as an astrophysicist I was really excited for a second that someone was finally seeing the light on how fricking difficult and a huge waste of time it would be to try to terraform Mars

[transbaphomet]

[alyruko]

I’m on a legends kick again and I just want to replay old sw games but I am…. too busy 😢

[flcralgogh]

how come in infinity war they didnt just kiss the infinity stones off thanos’s fingers like in robin hood

[garbage-empress]

This scene always made me crave jolly ranchers and ring pops.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I want that heat misers head on a pike

[transmortifried]

gotcha covered

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Alright well. You did follow the instructions given

[softchad]

*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

[lunius-art]

Welcome to silly little Hannibal comic, goodnight

[animusrox]

Miss Bellum vs Sedusa The Powerpuff Girls (S02E13) “Something’s a Ms.”

[xbydefault]

10 ur old me:

[vonbaghager]

cosmo wanda i wish every time i’m forced to see an unskippable ad or a popup the ceo and stockholders of the company for that ad felt a hammer impacting one of their joints with a severity that increased every single time i saw one of them