Namu✴{50 shades of Namu}

"Namujun means tree daddy" "let's go through all the hardships and bad times together"

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Has anyone done this yet?

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Collab everyone was waiting for....

Seokjin✖Brad Pitt

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[uhgoodxxxx]

Jungkook: I've got an idea. Well hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you'd have to fight whoever is under there.

Namjoon : We are not doing that.

Jin: MISTLEFOE

Namjoon: NO-

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Did she just look at me........Damn she know where I hiding😂

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Yoongi: at least I'm going to die doing what i love.

Namjoon: what do you love?

Yoongi: D Y I N G

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Hoseok: evertime a sex scene comes in a movie jin hyung looks at me like I'm the director.

Jungkook: and he looks at me like I'm in it.

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Jungkook: why are you always dressed up so beautiful?

Taehyung: if i die, that's my ghost's outfit forever

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If you get this, you are le'jin'dary.

[collegeaus]

[at the marketplace]

taehyung: how much for the goth cucumber

grocer: uh

grocer: u mean the eggplant?

[wordsturnintostories]

taehyung: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

jimin: why would the movie eat my popcorn?

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That's funny

[yunnierights]

Hoseok: How so I ask a boy out?

Jungkook: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has a room for two.

Namjoon: oh my god! NO

Jimin: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.

Namjoon: STOP IT.

[btsquotesthatareincorrect]

Taehyung: I’ve conquered my fear of ghosts

Namjoon: that’s the spirit!

Taehyung: WTF WHERE

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Yoongi: [ shovel in hand] What's up Suga gang? Today we are doing another unboxing video!

Yoongi: [Enters graveyard]

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Seokjin: do you even value your friends?

Jungkook: yes, jin -$6, yoongi -$7, hoseok $5, namjoon $10, jimin -$8, taehyung $4.

Hoseok: actually my friends are all priceless.

Jungkook: well mine are worth -$2 collectively.