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Happily married. Saint Paul, Minnesota. Marathoner. Cat mom. Book worm. General bad ass.

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I’m thinking about picking Tumblr back up just to have a place to dump all my Vulfpeck and vulf verse musings. Y’all vulf over here?

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Minnesota Cabin life. Not a lot'll beat it.

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Sometimes I forget how Tumblr changed my life.

Left: July 2012.

Right: August 2020.

@lojogetsfaster

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I am packing up 0 cats to take to see this fella and his beautiful family tomorrow.

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This time next week we'll be in Kuwait!

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My foster kitties were super man and wonder woman for Halloween. Best ever?

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Seven foster cats. SEVEN. 😺😺😺😺😺😺😺

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Meet our foster family. Momma Pork Chop, a stray we found in our neighborhood. Babies Prosciutto and Pancetta, six days old. 😻

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I am almost certain you needed more kitten in your life. Meet Momma Pork Chop, and babes Prosciutto and Pancetta. 💜💜

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If you aren’t mad yet, you should be.

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Anybody need a cat? We found a cat.

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Cam got a tiny bucket. We got Gertie to model it.

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Why yes. I am throwing a party for my cat.

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1. “Life is pretty ok. I just mostly hang out and keep the radiators company.”

2. “Wow. I’d never heard of Betsy DeVos, but she sounds absolutely horrid.”

3. “They’re voting tomorrow??! One more of those red motherfuckers better step the hell up.”

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"You know how fucking stupid this is? We shouldn’t be banning people based on their nationality, period. But the way he’s going about it makes it even worse. Having a list like that and leaving Saudi Arabia off of it would be like me going on a diet and excluding all cheeses but Velveeta.”

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I'm not sure Gwen has ever been more correct. This shit *is* bananas.

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I'm so fucking tired of this shit. So is Gertie.