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Richie liked Bev a lot. Well, he liked her, but not that way. He admired her looks… but mostly he liked her because she was tough and had a really good sense of humor. Also, she usually had cigarettes. He liked her, in short, because she was a good guy.

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Ooh, you make me live now, honey Ooh, you make me live

You’re the first one When things turn out bad You know I’ll never be lonely You’re my only one And I love the things I really love the things that you do Oh, you’re my best friend

Aziraphale’s last words to Crowley before his discorporation || Crowley’s ride to the burning bookshop

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Researching demons for a thing I’ve been writing, like ya do, and wikipedia told me this

During the 16th century, it was believed that each demon had more strength to accomplish his mission during a special month of the year. In this way, he and his assistants’ powers would work better during that month.

Belial in January

Leviathan in February

Satan in March

Belphegor in April

Lucifer in May

Berith in June

Beelzebub in July

Astaroth in August

Thammuz in September

Baal in October

Asmodai in November

Moloch in December

The classification of demons by month seems to have astrological implications more than religious ones.

YOU MEAN THIS WHOLE TIME INSTEAD OF BEING LIKE “WHAT SIGN ARE YOU UNDER?” WE COULD HAVE BEEN ASKING “WHAT DEMON ARE YOU UNDER?”

UM WHY AREN’T WE DOING THAT?

Wait I’m Belphegor, who the fuck is that.

“In demonology, Belphegor (or Beelphegor, Hebrew: בַּעַל-פְּעוֹר‎ baʿal-pəʿōr) is a demon, and one of the seven princes of Hell, who helps people make discoveries. He seduces people by suggesting to them ingenious inventions that will make them rich.”

I’M THE SCIENCE DEMON UNDERLING? FUCKING YES. HELL YEAH SCIENCE DEMON.

THAT IS WAY FUCKING BETTER THAN A GODDAMN RAM.