jordanah

afl / dumb af / she, her, hers 26. croat living in aus 🌇 promise you will never let me trend not a hawthorn supporter

[jordanahdear]

I am not a Hawthorn supporter

[4whomittolz]

I feel like I've fallen into an alternate reality.

[chablemisspell]

average carlton fan experiencing joy:

[jordanahdear]

a/n: please do not use my name, username or anything identifying in any of your posts, edits or whatever unless specifically tagging me, or unless you are @chablemisspell 💙

[chablemisspell]

Tuesday

thursday.

[jordanahdear]

Tuesday, a Hok legend confirmed it himself.

[memories]

If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that everyone deserves the right to free healthcare and @chablemisspell absolutely crushes #go baggers.

[chablemisspell]

I'd stand on a table and see the world from a whole new perspective for you

[jordanahdear]

Most people say I love you and I’d do anything for you

[chablemisspell]

I am not most people.

[jordanahdear]

You are the Taylor Swift of cryptic posting.

[chablemisspell]

I'd stand on a table and see the world from a whole new perspective for you

[jordanahdear]

Most people say I love you and I’d do anything for you

[foopyondatelly]

the woke silly hawthorn hawks have taken over my brain

inspired by @sebmygoat's swanies version

[dzekdzek]

daily affirmations:

I am not a jinx to the team I am rooting for

I am allowed to watch a game because my viewership will not alter the outcome of the game

I am but a drop in the bucket and the world is not affected by me watching a game

The score did not change because you looked at it funny

[foopyondatelly]

excuse me who the fuck

put the wizard

in the BACK ROW

[jordanahdear]

C/o @chablemisspell 💛🤎

[jordanahdear]

Cleo Willa, made in 2025, born on Will Day’s 25th birthday, the day of the fiery match between Hawks and Bulldogs.

🩷🩷🩷 I love you so much

[jordanahdear]

dear chablemisspell,

[chablemisspell]

NEVER. DRAG. ME. TO IRELAND. AGAIN.

I regret telling you anything about this

[jordanahdear]

You regret it? YOU???

[chablemisspell]

well it's not like i can blame the subject at hand- except i CAN!

[jordanahdear]

I blame you and your lil crushes

[chablemisspell]

i'm not exactly having dreams about them though

[jordanahdear]

NO YOU’RE JUST PASSING THEM ONTO ME

[chablemisspell]

THROUGH WHAT????

[jordanahdear]

SUBCONSCIOUS MESSAGING? INFO DUMPING? HYPERACTIVE RANTING?

[chablemisspell]

i will admit, that might do it.

[jordanahdear]

I MISS MY ZUTHRANOS DREAMS THANKS

[chablemisspell]

i really think this is kinder than zuthranos

[jordanahdear]

No hes uglier than them

[chablemisspell]

NEVER. DRAG. ME. TO IRELAND. AGAIN.

I regret telling you anything about this

[jordanahdear]

You regret it? YOU???

[chablemisspell]

well it's not like i can blame the subject at hand- except i CAN!

[jordanahdear]

I blame you and your lil crushes

[chablemisspell]

i'm not exactly having dreams about them though

[jordanahdear]

NO YOU’RE JUST PASSING THEM ONTO ME

[chablemisspell]

THROUGH WHAT????

[jordanahdear]

SUBCONSCIOUS MESSAGING? INFO DUMPING? HYPERACTIVE RANTING?

[chablemisspell]

i will admit, that might do it.

[jordanahdear]

I MISS MY ZUTHRANOS DREAMS THANKS

[chablemisspell]

NEVER. DRAG. ME. TO IRELAND. AGAIN.

I regret telling you anything about this

[jordanahdear]

You regret it? YOU???

[chablemisspell]

well it's not like i can blame the subject at hand- except i CAN!

[jordanahdear]

I blame you and your lil crushes

[chablemisspell]

i'm not exactly having dreams about them though

[jordanahdear]

NO YOU’RE JUST PASSING THEM ONTO ME

[chablemisspell]

THROUGH WHAT????

[jordanahdear]

SUBCONSCIOUS MESSAGING? INFO DUMPING? HYPERACTIVE RANTING?

[chablemisspell]

NEVER. DRAG. ME. TO IRELAND. AGAIN.

I regret telling you anything about this

[jordanahdear]

You regret it? YOU???

[chablemisspell]

well it's not like i can blame the subject at hand- except i CAN!

[jordanahdear]

I blame you and your lil crushes

[chablemisspell]

i'm not exactly having dreams about them though

[jordanahdear]

NO YOU’RE JUST PASSING THEM ONTO ME