Jordan vs Rosetta Stone

Just a bored college student proving why you shouldn't spend $300 to learn a language. Ask me stuff.

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And here's some shamless self-promotion.

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COME ON

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Come on.

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Okay, so we've established that we do indeed have the ability to take pictures of actual writing on actual chalkboards...

...so why do we still have to look at shit like this?

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She just assumes he's between the ages of 41 and 45.  Bold move, lady.

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Is it still racist to ask an Asian person if they speak Chinese if you are also Asian? (yes)

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"The woman is from China.  She speaks Chinese."

"The animal is from China.  She does not speak Chinese."

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Egypt, where everyone wears white robes, sells exotic trinkets, and there is absolutely no political unrest whatsoever.

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'straya

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England.

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THOSE ARE JUST SCRIBBLES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

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In this section we learn how to talk about reading and writing so terrible photoshop is in abundance.

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Let's examine the series of events implied by these pictures.

1. The man (let's call him Dale) opens the fridge

2. Dale removes the carton of milk, not bothering to check the expiration date

3. He closes the fridge, walks over to the cabinet, and gets a glass

4. Without noticing any obvious chunks or signs of curdling, Dale pours a full glass of milk

5. Dale walks back over to the fridge with both the carton and glass

6. He somehow opens the fridge with both hands occupied

7. Right before he puts the milk back in the fridge, Dale notices that his glass smells strange

8. Dale drops the carton of milk in disgust

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I think this face is less "this coffee smells bad" and more "this coffee just said they like Nickelback".