Jori Headcanons

Just a small collection of Jori thoughts. Tags

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Tori often lets Jade get away with scaring kids at school because she knows she can punish her in the bedroom later. Jade often acts up worse at school to get extra punishment.

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Tori won't let Jade read her any of her scripts until the morning because the content is most likely to give her nightmares. The consequence for Jade reading her any at night is them having to keep the nightlight on the entire time they sleep.

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Jade and Tori once went to camp together and didn’t realise it until they were searching through a box of old photos at the Vega house. Jade pulled out a group photo from camp, Tori and Trina smiling on one side, and Jade scowling on the other. They soon realise that Jade had spent that entire camp pranking and annoying Trina, and Tori had to bare the brunt of Trina’s whining. Tori even went to confront the girl who was bullying Trina only to be shoved into the lake.

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No matter bribes, or sulking, or threats, Jade still refuses to tell Tori how she got the shrimp in her bra.

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When they go out food shopping, Tori always tries to slip in little extra treats when she thinks that Jade isn’t looking. Jade notices after awhile and secretly adds an extra $10 to their food budget without telling Tori because she finds it kinda cute.

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Whenever some wazzhead asks Jade and Tori who wears the pants in their relationship, Jade always replies “We prefer to be naked.” And walks away, leaving Tori blushing.

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Headcanon: Remember at the end of "Tori Tortures Teacher" when Tori was watching TV with the little bunny? Well, maybe a fews days after that, Tori eventually gave the bunny to Jade.

We have a headcanon much like that that we'll be posting very soon ;)

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Jade and Tori have a date jar each. One’s filled with dark colour sticks with Jade’s favourite date activities written on in white, the other is full of rainbow sticks with Tori’s activities written on in black. They keep track and take it in turns so they know who’s date night it is, then draw a stick to find what they’re doing, that way there’s no arguments. And even when it’s not their ideal activities, the other always has fun on the date because they know their girl is enjoying themselves.

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Just after Jade and Tori started dating, they took Cat to a carnival for her birthday. After all the rides and food, Cat wanted to play some carnival games to win a prize. Presumably to make sure they weren't rigged, Jade played a game first and won a giant stuffed teddy bear. She herself "didn't want anything soft and fluffy," so she thought she "may as well give it to Vega." Tori knew this was Jade's way of being romantic and happily accepted the teddy bear. She cuddled with it during the nights when she was lonely for Jade. 

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When Tori and Jade first got together, the janitors of Hollywood Arts soon learned to knock before entering any closest.

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Tori's woken up to Jade using her ass as a bongo a few times as well

That would be hilarious =')

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Tori tried to prank Jade by pretending to forget what Jade had in her coffee. It backfired because Jade then made Tori take an emergency girlfriend pop quiz. From naming her favorite movie, to remembering how Jade liked her steak cooked. Tori passed with flying colors but she never tried a prank like that again.

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Jade has woken up to Tori using her boobs as turn tables. More than once.

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Tori challenges Jade to try and sit through The Scissoring while Tori eats her out. Jade fails spectacularly and demands she keeps trying until she can do it.

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After accusing Tori and Beck of dating, only to find out she was wrong, Jade couldn’t help but feel a little guilty. After school the next Monday, she offers Tori a ride home, who, albeit suspicious, accepts. Without another word, Jade dropped Tori off at The Museum of Large Bones, the place she had originally intended to go that Saturday, and informs her she’d be back in an hour to take her home. Exactly an hour, and if Tori wasn’t back in time she’d just drive off without her.

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Jade once got mad at Tori because she borrowed her jacket without permission. When Tori returns the jacket, Jade finds a Jet Brew gift card in the zip pocket.

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Tori wants to find out more on Jade’s favorite movie: The Scissoring. When she types in scissoring in the search engine what comes up is not what she expects. The following day, she can’t look Jade in the eyes.