IwaOi + Pinecone Headcanon
Aka ’How you win back your boyfriend’s affection from its pet hedgehog’
(Half-credit goes to @hajimeiwazumi σ`∀´)σ )
Oikawa is jealous of Pinecone because it gets a lot of attention from his Iwa-chan.
Oikawa tries to get a pet himself to make Iwa jealous but his parents are like “you’re not getting a pet just to get Hajime-kun’s attention.”
Iwaizumi comes back home one day and sees Oikawa having a serious conversation with Pinecone about how they should divide Iwa’s time.
(“Please pay attention, Pinecone-san, this is very important! If i give you a limitless supply of lettuce, will you give me Fridays with iwa-chan?”)
(“Seriously, Oikawa, Pinecone-san?” “Shut up, Iwa-chan, we are having a serious discussion here!”)
While Oikawa is jealous that Pinecone gets to huddle with Iwaizumi whenever it wants, what Oikawa doesn’t know is that he can do the same and Iwa wouldn’t care at all.
Oikawa should know that the best way to solve his problem is to bond with Pinecone so that once Pinecone feels relaxed around him, it’d rest in his lap and Oikawa can occupy Iwa’s.
(Iwaizumi comes rescue the day again by secretly helping Oikawa bond with Pinecone and now he could huddle with his boyfriend and baby pet at the same time.)
Iwaizumi takes a lot of pictures of Pinecone. Oikawa tries to balance the pic collection by taking selfies of himself and Pinecone with Iwa’s phone.
(”So now that whenever Iwa-chan sees you, he’d think of me! How’s that, Pinecone-chan?“)
(These pics become Iwa’s phone lock screen and Iwa updates it every week.)
(Iwaizumi also gets a new hard drive so he can store his ever-growing pic collection.)
Oikawa once takes a picture of the three of them and captions it “family picture~!”
Iwaizumi LOVES this pic. He has it printed and drags Oikawa to buy photo frame for it so he can put it on his nightstand.
Alternative title: the happy hedgehog family!
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