Here My Mind Is Unshackled, Except When It Isnt .

You can’t put a “description” on me except for when you can. Like how I like agadmator chess. Oh, or how I like anime but in a media literate kind of way. And also how I hate capitalism with every fiber of my beeing 🐝. Can’t forget my love for wlw especially tgirl wlw Maybe you can describe me… fuck… you probably figured out by now I’m not a main character, but just some common Tgirl who cries when she’s yelled at. But ya know, none of us are the main character as we are all workers ✊ stay on fucking message queens

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Who the fuck came up with “pop goes the weasel”?!? Weasels do NOT normally pop

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Sly fumbled the bag and could have kept the hate chip in clockla just so he could have Nayla degrade him whenever he wanted

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The reason it couldn’t be named ISam and was named ICarly was because ISam was already an existing web domain. Carly could have hid her narcism by just stating that

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My posting gland is acting up and it’s making me feel ways

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Whatever happened to pogos? That looked really fun to use

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“Bark like a dog for me” : classic, pet play, decent, unoriginal but whatever

“Quack for me”: original, sexy undertone to it, with possibility to lay an egg (?)

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Yaoi is absolutely peak, but Yuri made me so goddamn hot that I boiled an egg inside my slit

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Whoever invented tall foods was pretty stupid

But wide foods - that person was actually thinking long and hard about it and delivered a good product

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Houdini sounds like “who did it” if you ignore alot of letters

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Snake, do you know of the classic trope, ‘enemies to lovers’?

Enemies to lovers?

That’s correct. It’s when two rivals with opposing interests end up in a romantic/sexual relationship with one another. Usually due to the closeness that their rivalry brings them.

Ah, like what happened between you and sniper wolf?

Well, not exactly. I never considered her a rival or an enemy… it would be more like between you and ocelot

Me and ocelot?!? I can’t imagine ever falling for him

Be that as it may, snake, many people would disagree with you.

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I removed my catheter by myself just so the nurse can reinsert it and I get to see her again

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bowser's cloaca

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Metal gear solid isn’t a series you talk about the plot, you just talk about the porn

Similar to overwatch tbh

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Hong meiling is 32 years old

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I may be crazy, but I ain’t no frog

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Calling it my neo cookie, and let’s just say I’m also a monster

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“Wait that’s a kid picture of you? You were a boy? Wait you’re a trans woman? Why?”

These people never talked to the great elder tree and it shows.