Here My Mind Is Unshackled, Except When It Isnt .

You can’t put a “description” on me except for when you can. Like how I like agadmator chess. Oh, or how I like anime but in a media literate kind of way. And also how I hate capitalism with every fiber of my beeing 🐝. Can’t forget my love for wlw especially tgirl wlw Maybe you can describe me… fuck… you probably figured out by now I’m not a main character, but just some common Tgirl who cries when she’s yelled at. But ya know, none of us are the main character as we are all workers ✊ stay on fucking message queens

[contemptible-scoundrel]

no way your narrow ass cloaca laid this egg

[jorkina3]

The opposite of pot holes are boulders on the road

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The opposite of pot holes are boulders on the road

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All I’m saying is, there’s a reason all the minions follow Gru

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A pussy I think

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*to the tune of holy diver*

Scuba diver!

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Being angry at a pirate because he won’t finger you with his hook is like a doctor refusing to give care to their patients - it’s unethical to withhold that service

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Oh god I hate when the baby makes me have contractions

And by baby - I mean cheese

And by contractions - I mean poop

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White people be like “let’s go check it out”

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Who the fuck came up with “pop goes the weasel”?!? Weasels do NOT normally pop

[jorkina3]

Sly fumbled the bag and could have kept the hate chip in clockla just so he could have Nayla degrade him whenever he wanted

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The reason it couldn’t be named ISam and was named ICarly was because ISam was already an existing web domain. Carly could have hid her narcism by just stating that

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My posting gland is acting up and it’s making me feel ways

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Whatever happened to pogos? That looked really fun to use

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“Bark like a dog for me” : classic, pet play, decent, unoriginal but whatever

“Quack for me”: original, sexy undertone to it, with possibility to lay an egg (?)

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Yaoi is absolutely peak, but Yuri made me so goddamn hot that I boiled an egg inside my slit

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Whoever invented tall foods was pretty stupid

But wide foods - that person was actually thinking long and hard about it and delivered a good product