A Mouthful for a Mouth Full

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[jormungandring]

Oh noooo... I accidentally wore a shirt that was too small... And then the camera went off... How could this happen...

(( drawn by @foulegacy who did an amazing job bringing her to life!! ))

[jormungandring]

@mellowmelancholia

so this one's been pretty troublesome, huh?

It’s lined up to be!

[jormungandring]

Bludomossa are big lumbering sons a’ guns but we redirect them when we can, instead of just out and out slaying.

[jormungandring]

@mellowmelancholia

oh. what's that

Oh shit I guess that makes sense huh. They’re these BIG ASS creatures, not sure if they’re mammals or what, but they hold low to the ground and bust/dig up burrows and structures to eat big bugs and small mammals. Only problem is they see houses and towns as “burrows and structures”.

[jormungandring]

@mellowmelancholia

probably can't post about it huh

What? Lol, of course I can? I’m not like, a headhunter. It’s a Bludomossa.

[jormungandring]

Got my next bounty lined up.

[jormungandring]

Cracks my FUCKING knuckles.

[jormungandring]

For anybody new to the Rin Experience, understand that 80% of the time I'm wearing the fucking dumbest meme and shitpost shirts I can get my hands on.

Keep that in mind while reading my posts.

[jormungandring]

15% of the time I’m wearing some shit that makes me look like a hot butch.

The last 5% I’m just topless.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[weaselle]

[jezabaeddel]

this is a pro torrenting blog if you dont like it then lol sucks to be you

[faewaren]

Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately

[bitterpainting-archive]

Since I have a proper camera photo to post now, thanks to Hinata’s visit, I’ll update my pinned post. I guess I should still tag this with self portrait despite it not being a painting. 

My name is Julia Withers.

I am 32 years old and travel often with my small family and two dogs.

I’m sorry if I don’t come off as nice.

I’m not.

[autokrates]

The shirt was a gift to me. This picture? A gift to you.

[jormungandring]

“Snake Friend” FAQ

Q: Oh your snake is cute! A: Already not a question, off to a bad start, Rin!

Q: What’s his name? A: Jormungandr.

Q: What kind of snake is he? A: Oh, you know. He’s a timeless spirit from the Spirit Realm that lives within my soul making us literally inseparable.

Q: Wait, so is he the ACTUAL Jormungandr? A: Nah. He just likes the name so he took it. The myth probably helped make him though!

Q: .... So do you like, want him in your soul or... A: Shit yeah I do! Not only are we buds, but he also gives me powers. You know how it is with bud powers.

[jormungandring]

@creamsiclesabers I can’t fucking @ you either I think Tumblr’s having a time today, but

#Oh you have a snake friend.

Yeah, you could call him that. Hang on, let me write a thing.

[jormungandring]

@mellowmelancholia

you're the jormungandr expert here, you tell me

It’s a grim fuckin’ day when we’re putting me in the expert’s chair, bud.

[jormungandring]

@godshonest It won’t let me @ you but I’m making finger guns.

[jormungandring]

Jorm doesn’t have to be out physically to perceive anything but he’s not always paying attention so like, same difference really.