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[backtogusu]

“In fact, he cares much about you in his heart. Now our parents are gone. We are the closest three in the world. […] Xian… You, me, and Cheng. Three of us must be together forever. And never… - Never be parted.”

The Untamed (2019) -  a series based on the novel Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Chinese: 魔道祖师; pinyin: Mó Dào Zǔ Shī) by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu.

[tomhardysteeth]

have i ever told y’all about the greatest moment of my academic career

i was a freshman in college and i had this history teacher who was ~edgy~ and his hotness level on ratemyprofessor was off the charts and he was the first teacher i ever heard use the word “fuck.” anyway he would do this thing every so often where we’d have a “quiz” and the first two questions were always really easy and the last one was hard - they were all similar questions, and the point was to show what you learn about history and what you don’t. 

so one day he’s like okay kids time for a quiz and the first question was who killed abraham lincoln. the second question was who killed JFK. third question was who killed william mckinley. 

we all take a few minutes and write down our answers, and then the teacher asks the questions again so we can shout out the answers. everybody answered the first two with really no problem.

now, keep in mind that this class was at 9 a.m. and i was exhausted All The Time during my freshman year of college so i sat in the back in my sweats and never said a word and the teacher definitely had no clue who i was. 

so you can imagine his surprise when he asked the class who shot william mckinley and without missing a beat i said, “czolgosz,” pronounced correctly and everything. 

my teacher froze and in a very stern voice asked, “what was that? what did someone just say?”

i repeated: czolgosz.

my teacher: “who said that?”

i raised my hand, and my super cool history teacher glared at me. he then asked me how the hell i knew the answer. he said that in the TWENTY YEARS he’d been teaching this stupid class, nobody, not A SINGLE PERSON, had ever known the answer to that question.

i then had to quietly explain to a room full of people that there’s a musical called assassins and there’s a song about czolgosz shooting william mckinley at the great pan american exposition in buffaloooooooo (in buffaloooooooo)

[kamicokrolock]

The arts are important.

I shocked a teacher once because I could recite the preamble to the US Constitution (got bonus points to), She asked why I’d taken it upon myself to memorize it. I had to explain it was in a School House Rock song….

[sparringwoodpecker]

I shocked church with my ‘math skills’ when they were asking how many seconds in a minute, minutes in an hour, hours in a day, days in a year, now how about minutes in a year - and I call out five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes without pausing to think, cos Rent

[housetohalf]

Once aced a religion class pop quiz that asked me to list all of Jacob’s sons since they’re the names of the 12 tribes of Israel. The one and only time I’ve been thankful for Andrew Lloyd Webber. I even got points for getting the birth order correct.

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

me @ every self-righteous STEM major who derides the arts: art IS learning you fool! you baboon! you needlessly divisive motherfucker!!!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Being bisexual gives one a lot of good opportunities but also a lot of sadness, like seeing the girls you have a crush on kissing the boy you have a crush on

[mushroomtale-fanart]

You are more than the son of your father, you are the son of the earth, the sea, the sky. Magic is the fabric of this world, and you were born of that magic, you are magic itself, you cannot lose what you are.

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Soundtrack.

Very late holiday art! Happy New Year! Inspired by Hana’s Merthur aesthetic, for which i have no chill. ILU bb! uvu *hold hands* <333

[hexagonsgalore]

Hey, at least Toshi tried?

[cassandrajean]

I like the way that eagles and osprey perch on high places so they can see it all. I think angels would do the same.

[geckostuffs]

[jay-eddy]

If you write a strong character, let them fail.

If you write a selfless hero, let them get mad at people.

If you write a cold-heated villain, let them cry.

If you write a brokenhearted victim, let them smile again.

If you write a bold leader, let them seek guidance.

If you write a confident genius, let them be wrong, or get stumped once in a while.

If you write a fighter or a warrior, let them lose a battle, but let them win the war.

If you write a character who loses everything, let them find something.

If you write a reluctant hero, give them a reason to join the fight.

If you write a gentle-hearted character who never stops smiling, let that smile fade and tears fall in shadows.

If you write a no one, make them a someone.

If you write a sibling, let them fight and bicker, but know that at the end of the day they’ll always have each other’s back.

If you write a character, make them more than just a character; give them depth, give them flaws and secrets, and give them life.

[elentori-art]

Atlas and the weight of the world

[hawberries]

“would stab as warning”

[gesu-ko]

Space Puberty…?

[demolitionlesbian]

I made one for fob stans. Tag urself I’m depressed bastard.

[jortsbutterbutt]

depressed bastard and dumbass bitch

seems about right.

[sepezzz]

my predictions for season seven are as follows: Shiro becomes the jaded gay space dad he was fated to be. 

and lance finally gets the role model he deserves. 

[fish3s]

go, be proud.

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[emoqueee]

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

PLEASE JUST TAKE THIS SKETCH I CAN’T BELIEVE SHIRO IS ACTUALLY LGBT (W A HOT BOYF) IT WAS THE FIRST THING I SAW WHEN I WOKE UP AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY SDFGHJDFGSHAJKSLDSJHGSFSDJKAL pls just take this sketch i literally drew during some uni talk asdfghfjkdjshafaskfjdhg

it was shiro all along!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need more pictures of Adam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[nappotuna]

destress tdiidk doodle

[tokoyumi]

tbh i just wanted to draw iida in a suit … .so handsome . .. .

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