diary of a motherfucker.

BOOZE, BLUES & BBQ’S

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act natural. (at Kongs Cardiff) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1a9GGylohs/?igshid=pecjdxr3zkcu

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We’re getting the band back together. https://www.instagram.com/p/BzBgLD2l1bo/?igshid=7zfnn56bfoj9

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Here we are trying to calm Tha brah down after paying £33 each to get into Oakwood. Helped ourselves to a photo - Good day out with great company. Proper enjoyed. . . . #Oakwood #Megafobia #ThaBrah (at Oakwood Theme Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByhjZaDlr78/?igshid=pimw1t32x0xx

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Korean BBQ night at Tha brah’s house. Today has been a good day. Cheers @tayokez https://www.instagram.com/p/BxqTqiKFJ2g/?igshid=cm7xti868936

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Absolutely shit myself on the Skywalk glass floor in Blackpool Tower. Not as much as Byng tho who couldn’t even let go of the wall. . . . #Blackpool #BlackpoolTower #TheBlackpoolTower #158Metershigh #Skywalk #BlackpoolSkywalk #GlassFloor #ByngBong (at The Blackpool Tower) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxhXYjAl-2u/?igshid=1du3g1ei72wk5

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Here’s our hungover Blackpool Tower and Blackpool Pleasure Beach photo’s. Byng is scared of heights if you can’t tell, haha. My phone fell out on one of the kiddy rides and smashed to bits (the bobsleigh one, Avalanche) and only now I can get these photo’s up. I was having way too much fun to even care. Love a good theme park day [Swipe Left] . . . #Blackpool #PleasureBeach #BlackpoolPleasureBeach #BlackpoolTower #TheBlackpoolTower #158Metershigh #TheBigOne #PepsiMax #TheAvalanche #Revolution #Icon #ByngsFace (at Blackpool Pleasure Beach) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxeruI2lu2X/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13m51pv4h4mjf

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Blackpool with the boys #nofilter (at Blackpool) https://www.instagram.com/josephbenjamin/p/BxSUW4elv-8/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1154fnrevg1rs

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Triple bunker territory. Throwback to that hostel we stayed in where everyone farted in their sleep. Ever seen one of these? #TripleBunkBed #TenPoundANight #JacksTrousers https://www.instagram.com/josephbenjamin/p/BwHXCA-lIvT/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1i9p728s8vary

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Let’s have a quiet drink in the house they said... Happy Birthday @looocifer https://www.instagram.com/josephbenjamin/p/BvHKA4VF46t/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=9yjxjjawyopi

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Proud of my sister today for giving a speech about my late brother-in-law; Darren. They both posed for a series of photographs a couple of months before he tragically died. The pictures are incredibly powerful. I’d definitely recommend going to see ‘The Warrior Face’ exhibition at National Waterfront Museum, Swansea. Darren would be absolutely chuffed today. (at National Waterfront Museum) https://www.instagram.com/josephbenjamin/p/BuylBJeFK5H/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=tuewu65a71sw

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Overindulged in Camden Market. Love a free sample. . . . #Camden #CamdenMarket #CamdenLock #CamdenTown #London (at Camden Market) https://www.instagram.com/josephbenjamin/p/Bus9oPOFD67/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1382z8cdz5ed9

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Lovely Jubbly. . . #OnlyFoolsAndHorses #OnlyFoolsAndHorsesMusical #Delboy #Rodney #Musical (at Theatre Royal Haymarket London) https://www.instagram.com/josephbenjamin/p/BurA3iol0M8/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=3mzh4safd30o

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Bill Burr was more of a Bill Blurr last night. One too many shandies. Amazing tho. (@wilfredburr) (at Royal Albert Hall) https://www.instagram.com/josephbenjamin/p/BuoXcuVFZ82/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=tef1t623jaqf

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The day I decided to try being veggie for a month KFC brought out this double zinger stacker burger and it’s haunted me through the whole challenge. I made it the month and I’ve waited for this moment. It was the best burger I’ve ever tasted. (@KFC_UKI @KFC #KFC) https://www.instagram.com/josephbenjamin/p/BuggeXRFFhe/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1gjtwch6dz6bf

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RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH! https://www.instagram.com/p/BuLlkfuldgN/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=iuizyhui19o6

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#tbt Always been a Funtime Frankie #throwbackthursday https://www.instagram.com/p/BtlSPyKl4Kt/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=hlxtn472wqas

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Posted this on a ‘Dudeism' page and it’s getting a lot of love. Me enjoying a White Russian in Lebowski's in Edinburgh, Scotland. . . . #TheBigLebowski #TheDude #Dudeism #CoenBrothers #LebowskiBar #Edinburgh #Scotland #WhiteRussian #HalfandHalf #FuckinA #MarkItZero #ShutTheFuckUpDonny #BigLebowski #Lebowski #Abide #TheDudeAbides (at Lebowskis Edinburgh) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtQ5qU8FCu_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1hhz3lagug9ky