Joseph's Something Corner

Been doin' some stuff for the internet for better or for worse.

[josephdelage]

marble hornets

[timsutton]

Tim, hello again. I know you won't be reading this, but what do you think of this AI-generated image? Greetings from Mexico.

i don't even have anything funny to say, i just fucking hate this. hate it. viscerally. the idea that anybody would think this is something i would be happy about is utterly alien to me and anybody making ai generated photos of me is getting blocked on sight.

i saw this early this morning and i've just had this deep feeling of dread in the pit of my stomach because this shit is only going to get fucking WORSE. luckily this one doesn't really look like me, but the next one might or the one after that or the one after that

actually now that i think about it in the last 48 hours i've been sent this and somebody else sent a photo of my name scratched into their arm so i think i'm just going to log off for a while

[josephdelage]

Nothing compares to the anxiety of the first upload except for the anxiety of uploading the final time. It was an absolute pleasure to make something again and I sincerely hope you all enjoyed it.

This was the story we wanted to tell and I can't give enough credit to everyone involved that made it possible. The list of thank yous is incredibly long but I wanted to take time to single out two people in particular.

Tony for being on site and in the trenches with us. Absolutely the best script supervisor we could have had! This project easily would have taken twice as long without him!

And of course Troy for taking my vague, wild idea and fleshing it out to something substantive and compelling (not to mention knocking the editing out of the park, as usual!). Rosswood would not have been half as good if not for his dedication, passion, and talent. Well done, my friend.

Alright that's all, folks.

[timsutton]

You ever got into Queen?

i got into the very small handful of good songs they have but that was a while ago

[josephdelage]

Buddy, I know where you live.

[josephdelage]

i read that you said you hate what you see when you look in the mirror on instagram and it made me so upset.

i just wanted to tell you i appreciate you coming back and doing this really cool project for the fandom and i hope you really had fun doing it- and fully understand why youre not present online that much

much love to you, one of my favorite online creators. and please please know you are perfectly fine the way you are BALD OR NOT you are slaying believe that

thank you joseph from the bottom of my heart youre a gem <3

That is a very kind thing to say, anon!

Just to be clear, me saying that I hated what I saw in the mirror was just a rude way for me to answer people being rude about my haircut!

It was true, but mainly just because I am starting to thin out up top and it was starting to look pretty rough whenever I would take off a hat that I had been wearing. I started doing a topical minoxidil treatment that is way easier to apply and not look greasy by shaving my head. I was bored one day and decided to just do the big chop. I'm quite happy with how it turned out and am going to keep it for a while! Bonus points, it's been super nice to not worry about hair, haha.

When I posted a picture, it was just super lame to see people replying negatively about it! A vast majority of our fans are super chill and cool, and I don't think anyone had malicious intent! That being said, let it be a reminder to everyone that if you don't like someone's outfit/haircut/whatever, you ALWAYS have the option to keep it to yourself!

Thank you again for your kind words and I'm sorry that I upset you!

[josephdelage]

are you finally emerging from the shadows?????

Probably not

I really don't care for social media and I'm working on my master's degree at a music conservatory atm. That takes a lot of my time, energy, and focus.

That being said, I've been enjoying the reactions to Rosswood! I'm really happy with how the series has turned out and I'm excited to see how everyone likes the rest of it!

[josephdelage]

did you know that dolphins have nipples?

no shit, they are mammals you MORON

[timsutton]

have you had dolphin milk

[josephdelage]

not yet

[josephdelage]

did you know that dolphins have nipples?

no shit, they are mammals you MORON

[timsutton]

i had a dream that you and joseph were sitting down on a bench and you tried to get up and go get something but every time you tried joseph would just shout at the top of his lungs so you would just sit there looking defeated so he wouldnt yell

lmao

[josephdelage]

this is actually how I always get my way

[timsutton]

Tim, have you or will you ever visit any parts of Britain?

someday i hope

[josephdelage]

now seems like a great time. they haven’t had any political movements spearheaded by madmen recently right???????

oh :(

[treebroski]

surely you

[josephdelage]

fuck

[timsutton]

not a single one of you garbage jokester people on this garbage pail website takes me seriously and you will be Extremely Sorry

[timsutton]

Music For an (Internet) Film, Vol. 1, by Tim Sutton

20 track album

This album comprises (almost) all of the music I composed for various short videos on the Youtube channel “TroyHasACamera” in 2015, as well as a few extras that didn’t make it to screen.

[timsutton]

Watch This Space

I’m gonna be launching two small things tomorrow, and a bigger thing in a couple weeks. See you soon. <3

[annoyedelderthing]

Ffs he’s talking about his cock and balls.

[timsutton]

LMAO

[timsutton]

also i will have you know that my balls are actually enormous so this doesn’t even work

[annoyedelderthing]

I have it on the best authority that only one of your balls is enormous. Ergo it works.

[timsutton]

[josephdelage]

god DAMN

[samuelandcandy-blog]

ok so this is something everyone on tumblr should know

imagine dragons was hired to write demo tracks for spiderman turn off the dark (aka the spiderman musical on broadway) in order to get people to invest in it and have enough money to hire someone more famous to write the musical

then the people who hired them thought, “hey, these are actually good songs we should make a cd of them and sell it”

so imagine dragons changed the words a little so they weren’t about spiderman and became famous

radioactive was originally about THE RADIOACTIVE SPIDER THAT BIT SPIDERMAN

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[torngreenvelvet]

@youaretheworstburr did you know this

[thedairyqueer-deactivated201709]

i’m hyperventilating 

[thartwell]

@jjordon123

[timsutton]

@josephdelage

[josephdelage]

what. the. fuck.

[timsutton]

I saw a man who looked like long haired cowboy version of Joseph today.

that’s just what joseph looks like now

[clickholeofficial]

This Loyal Dog Refuses To Leave A Grave That Has Peanut Butter On It

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