"This means War."

"Hightail it out of here Smokey!!!!!" Ask blog! He/him for both Joseph and mod, She/Her for Tequila IF mentioned

[josephjoestarcanask]

introduction

“Stupid people can believe in anything, so you believe in yourself!!”

I don’t know a single thing about the internet, but I saw dumb Kars trying this out so maybe I will too to beat him finally! Hah!

Apparently- there’s this stupid intro thing that I should do, or whatever… grumble

Pronouns, would be He/Him, unless a feel a little girly that day… ohh hoohhh…

I guess I can deal with a bit of romance here and there, if you guys really love me that much Flexes, nothing too… uhm. Vulnerable? Maybe?

I do have someone beautiful in my life after all.

Hi okay mod or whatever note here!

I am totally okay and alright with 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 asks duh if you know my og blog, you’ll now what I mean…

there’s DEFINITELY mentions of Caejose. Lots.

I am a Joseph kinniee ghhh

around 1938, does not understand your fucking lingo or whatever

I’ll try and be in character lots and lots and lots because I think the idea of ask blogs are super fun!!!

My main blog is @lucckytequila I’d love if you go follow it.

Uhm if you have questions about this blog maybe go ask on Lucckytequila?

[caesvrzpli]

I think we all know who the top is most of the time ✨ and it's definitely you

Why are you guys asking about my sex life. Watch it

[josephjoestarcanask]

ITS ME!! ME! I TOP! COME ON GUYS??!!

[josephjoestarcanask]

do you think I have a chance with your mum? even if we're both girls? 🥹

I mean I think so? Her and Suzie Q—

[josephjoestarcanask]

should I answer this? He seems fancy

Do not answer that. Trust me bro.

[josephjoestarcanask]

Oh my Caesar is wanting to take out someone else on a date

Someone is,,, j-j-JEALOUS!!

I-I AM NOT JEALOUS! JOSEPH JOESTAR DOES NOT GET— ‘JEALOUS!!!’

whiny British voice here

[caesvrzpli]

Jojo, if you wanted me to take you out proper, you could’ve just said so.

[josephjoestarcanask]

U-Ugh..! Do you know how hard it is to admit that?!

[caesvrzpli]

Oh, so you’re all bold until it comes to asking for a date? Mhm…. I don’t believe that!

[josephjoestarcanask]

I’m a guy Caesar! Be serious I’m not gonna ask you to go on a date! That’s— humiliating..!!

[caesvrzpli]

Okay. Do you want to go on a date or no?

[josephjoestarcanask]

…

Yeah..

[caesvrzpli]

Parla più alto. I can’t hear you.

[josephjoestarcanask]

UGH yes you YAHOO I’D LIKE TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU.

[josephjoestarcanask]

Do u want him bc i dont

Ill give bird to Kars if u dont

No wait I’ll eat it I mean take it.

[lvlykissmet]

He is NOT fried chicken that is a Finch, sir

[josephjoestarcanask]

Wait what No

[josephjoestarcanask]

Haiiii joseph could you be a gentleman and take away my period cramps pls thank u very much

I remember the annoying whining of Caesar’s cramps… sigh…

The only thing I can do for you is take them from you and give them back to Caesar so bye bye…

[josephjoestarcanask]

Do u want him bc i dont

Ill give bird to Kars if u dont

No wait I’ll eat it I mean take it.

[josephjoestarcanask]

Jealous JoJo tee hee hee you are so so jealous!

SHUT UP!!!1!!1!1 SHUT UP!!!!!

[josephjoestarcanask]

Hiii pls kill kars for me he wont stop calling me

[josephjoestarcanask]

Hey Joseph, how hungry are you?

I could eat a few pillar men.

maybe 5 specifically.

[horseduprn]

That's right. You better.

[josephjoestarcanask]

Maybe I’ll eat a horse next.

[josephjoestarcanask]

Oh my Caesar is wanting to take out someone else on a date

Someone is,,, j-j-JEALOUS!!

I-I AM NOT JEALOUS! JOSEPH JOESTAR DOES NOT GET— ‘JEALOUS!!!’

whiny British voice here

[caesvrzpli]

Jojo, if you wanted me to take you out proper, you could’ve just said so.

[josephjoestarcanask]

U-Ugh..! Do you know how hard it is to admit that?!

[josephjoestarcanask]

I’m getting quite tired of this. Fine, yes, I am gay. Maybe— bisexual if you want to get fancy,

I have feelings, for Caesar Zeppeli, and I have ever since he saved me in the Hell Climb Pillar.

Are all of you happy

[ask-theultimatething]

"Am I supposed to be surprised by this?"

[josephjoestarcanask]

Nggfff… no…

[caesvrzpli]

Teach me how to kiss properly pwlz you look like you are good at it

Oh, really? Unfortunately, I’m a gentleman. I would have to take you on a date first, cara.

[josephjoestarcanask]

…

[caesvrzpli]

Oh, shut up, Jojo. You flirt with others too. We’re not even dating.

[josephjoestarcanask]

Mngh hhhhggb humphshwhateveridont even care..

[josephjoestarcanask]

Hey Joseph, how hungry are you?

I could eat a few pillar men.

maybe 5 specifically.

[josephjoestarcanask]

Oh my Caesar is wanting to take out someone else on a date

Someone is,,, j-j-JEALOUS!!

I-I AM NOT JEALOUS! JOSEPH JOESTAR DOES NOT GET— ‘JEALOUS!!!’

whiny British voice here

[caesvrzpli]

Teach me how to kiss properly pwlz you look like you are good at it

Oh, really? Unfortunately, I’m a gentleman. I would have to take you on a date first, cara.

[josephjoestarcanask]

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