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cuntology

Just got jerked off on the bus by a hot Asian daddy. Hope to see him (and his boner) again!

Bored at the office.

#me #bulge

Saw a long floppy bulge but I️ was too dickmotized to take a decent video / photo :(

#bulge

Are you and badlycutpasta in an open relationship?

Possibly >:)

#Anonymous

grindrlulz

Tried to follow a huge bulge around Rome today but lost him :((((

#Rome #Roma #bulge watch

tdyln-deactivated20181220

ooohgawd-blog

LIFE!

Huge round bulge at the hotel lobby. Photo doesn’t do it justice!

#bulge #Dtla #monster bulge #huge #voyeur

cuntology

Hey, love your blog. I'm trying to make bottoming more enjoyable with my bf so I can really let go. Do you have any suggestions. I've heard about poppers, are they any good?

My boyfriend and I recently started to chew chum during anal, at least in the begging, because it helps keep you from overthinking about the first few thrusts. Simple, effective, and waaaay safer than poppers.

If chewing gum doesn’t work for you or your boyfriend, I would then just recommend lots of booty foreplay: Can start to rub the buttocks to help start the mood; when ready, go ahead and make out with the hole–slowly at first, then begin to increase pressure with your tongue; once the rimming is over (or on pause), you can add a drop or tube of (mmm, flavored) lube to one or two fingers and begin to massage the hole, as with the rimming, gradually apply more pressure, switch between one finger and two; eventually let the sphincter “accept” one finger (you can move onto two fingers once the partner feels comfortable enough); if yall have any anal toys, this is when you can bring them out and experiment with them. ANYTHING THAT YOU PLAN TO STICK INTO THE BOOTYHOLE MUST MUST MUST HAVE A WIDE, SOLID BASE SO IT DOES NOT SLIP INSIDE COMPLETELY; THAT WILL NOT BE FUN FOR EITHER/ANY OF YOU.

I hope this helps <3