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@josh-the-brosh
Yo I’m Josh I got 10/10 on my SATs and I can outswim any shark. @dustin-judges is my brother-in-law and we are unfathomably tight. Yo.
@straightestmike says he likes girls but my sister says he’s a gay. I’m okay with that stuff though he’s still my bro’s bro.
GOODBYE SMCU
It's been fun.
I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU.
@dustin-judges
I think I’ve known you a pretty long time Diana, which is why this is so important for me to say. The evidence is pretty damming. Everyone knows two people can’t have the same interests. Friendship doesn’t exist.
I'm sorry... I have to admit this. WE are ALL Diana...
I apologize to this public which has trusted me. But the fact is, the SMCU's story about self-acceptance was just an allegory for me, Diana.
I am clearly so demented I needed to make up friends. Which is why everyone in the SMCU is, in fact, Diana.
WE are ALL Diana.
Guys, I am so
I, Diana, did not mean to hurt ANY of you. I was just so unbelievably DESPERATE for a FRIEND that I ended up creating Oliver and the straightestmike/gayestmike blog. I was just a lonely LONELY girl with no life and a laptop.
Every time I posted on the gayestmike account it almost felt like I was possessed by the spirit of my imaginary friend Oliver and those posts weren't written by ME....
Because....
They felt like they were written by HIM.
It was almost like I was becoming a better writer than
And because of that, Oliver slowly started to feel like an ACTUAL real life PERSON! That's when I began talking to my walls, pretending that he was there, talking back to me and giving me a supportive thumbs up.
But soon.. it just wasn't ENOUGH anymore...
I wanted MORE... No... I NEEDED more.
So I started giving Oliver a super cool epic backstory and an amazing personality to make him feel even more REAL
but something was still MISSING....
That's when I got the idea to make my undercover girlfriend/straight boyfriend Ethan @gayestwiil play Oliver's fake love interest.
Unfortunately.... That had some... Negative effects...
And now Ethan ONLY acknowledges me when I'm in character as Oliver. He bought me a valentine but it said "to Oliver I can't wait to visit you in New York"
....I don't live in New York!!!
But it was fine because at least Oliver felt real to ME.
That's when I decided Oliver needed more friends and decided to create 40 new sideblogs. I stayed up all night, RESTLESSLY creating new accounts and giving them their own personalities.
But that STILL wasn't enough...
Oliver still didn't feel any more real to me... I knew I had to do something DRASTIC.
So I came into the smcu as myself, Diana. I am so talented and have a brain so large that I was able to run 40 different blogs and a lore game at the same time and soon began messaging the gayestmike account as myself and replying back in character as Oliver.
He finally started to feel REAL!!! It was like I actually had a friend!!! Soon, I made him a discord account and spent all hours of the day talking to myself. It was glorious. HE is glorious.
GOD I WISH HE WAS REAL!!!!!!!!
@dustin-judges
I think I’ve known you a pretty long time Diana, which is why this is so important for me to say. The evidence is pretty damming. Everyone knows two people can’t have the same interests. Friendship doesn’t exist.
I'm sorry... I have to admit this. WE are ALL Diana...
I apologize to this public which has trusted me. But the fact is, the SMCU's story about self-acceptance was just an allegory for me, Diana.
I am clearly so demented I needed to make up friends. Which is why everyone in the SMCU is, in fact, Diana.
WE are ALL Diana.
Me too 🫂
@dustin-judges
I think I’ve known you a pretty long time Diana, which is why this is so important for me to say. The evidence is pretty damming. Everyone knows two people can’t have the same interests. Friendship doesn’t exist.
i hate hate hate how out of everything they showed will in a gay bar? like idgaf abt some random ah epilogue bf show me his aspirations, show me him pursuing his career as an artist, like why is he at a fucking bar this is bull
The SMCU does not associate with "stranger things"
We do not know what that is. Sounds bad though!
Anyways
Willkey wedding tomorrow!!!
Who's excited!???!
i dont fucking care what the queerbait brothers have to say. mike wheeler is a closeted gay man and in love with will byers. fuck you
the fact that out of all the 80's bands and singers they could've made Mike listen to they chose a band whose name means homosexual 😭 and Robin is the one that pointed it out when in vol 1 she clocked Will loving Mike and Will being gay
justice for gaten and caleb too because while the duffers were glazing finn, those two were giving performances of a life time. they killed it this volume; this season, really.
I get you can’t make everyone happy, but pissing off EVERYONE is a talent in itself😭
"Nobody has predicted the ending yet."
Yeah because I never thought you would make Jancy break up in a room filled with cum duffer bros. That never crossed my fucking mind.
the fact we can't watch will's coming out scene without being reminded that they made it about mike and compared mike to tammy and belittled will's love for mike to a crush and there are also 13 people watching and he's full on having a panic attack and he did it out of fear like wow that is genuinely so sick and twisted there is literally not a single good part in it we can't have ANYTHING
It is with a heavy heart that I announce my restaurant Flowers & Soles has been heterophobically shut down due to numerous "SEVERE health code violations"
Apparently these lame, HETEROPHOBIC health inspectors think that it is not "HEALTHY" for humans to eat shoes and flowers so they shut me down before I even OPENED.
AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET MY INVESTMENT BACK!!!!
....Which means... I am now... Completely BROKE.
Which is RIDICULOUS BECAUSE I DO NOT DESERVE TO BE BROKE!!! I DESERVE ENDLESS RICHES!!!
I mean for the love of GOD, I spent HOURS scrubbing sharpie off of those heels just to make them safe to eat... All for NOTHING!!! That pile of Dustin's wife's heels is all I have LEFT!!! I don't even want to LOOK at them. Can someone get them AWAY from me????
I NEVER WANT TO SEE THEM AGAIN!!!!!
Okay so I made this yesterday when I had a fever of 102° and it was SUPPOSED to be funny but it just ended up being wholesome 🙄
IF THIS ISN'T EVERYONE I'M GOING TO LET THE FLU TAKE ME
NOW I'M GOING TO TAG ALL OF YOU. LORD HELP ME.
@gayestwiil @gayestcody @straightestella @bis3xualmax @straightest-michelle @athleticlucas @lesbian-willow @gayestrichie @bisexualborisp @mircolable-trevorspengler @pansexualistmiles @bisexualestziggy @ask-the-wheeler @unlabeledholly @lesbianestnancy @lesbianest-barb @lesbianestchrissy @gayesteddie @lesbianest-vickie @lesbianest-eden @lesbianestrobin @bis3xualsteve @jonathan-bisexualers @homo-argyle @the-god-ross-duffer @shawn-levy-strangerthings @rossdufferstrangerthings @dustin-judges @josh-the-brosh @alivest-eddie @askbyers @ask-the-eleven @closeted-theoooo @straightest-eden @therealvecna @realest-stan @joyceisdelusional @baldesteag1e
I THINK THAT'S EVERYONE
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