Did I Change Too Much?

I make music and sometimes write things

[joshvanwhite]

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[hungwy]

When y'all fake conversations in your heads do you sometimes say random sentences out loud too? I was just tying my shoes and said very sternly and loudly “I DO know how ants work, fucker”

[randomslasher]

this may be the most relatable thing I’ve ever read.

[ace-of-hearts36]

I do this when I’m falling asleep.

[armandyke]

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) 

Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? 

[rockybalfeatherboa]

My favorite thing about Bill & Ted is that they don’t do any drugs they’re just like that

[bob-belcher]

Please watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine!

[kimreesesdaughter]

As an aspiring TV writer, please let me tell you about how this making it to air is pure gold.

[kateordie]

Confirmed, you only get these jokes after 5 seasons and a lot of pull

[radicalbundy]

Blood vessels of a real person who dedicated their body to science for display

[goawaynobodyishome]

How are these so clean like WOw bruh scalpel game strong

[medicine-nerd]

This is a corrosion model eg something like liquid plastic gets inserted in the blood vessels and then put in an acid bath that destroys the body.

[eggslutsandwich]

oh

[struglife]

nigga thought they went in with an xacto

[wittyworm]

i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours

[geniusoflove]

they don’t come to take your order you have to go to the counter

[thealpacalypse-archive]

sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

[peteneems]

[bubblebassfatass]

me when a new trend appears trying not to seem as out of touch as i really am

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[yourstrulys]

Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

[mrpotterbydia-deactivated201901]

[psyducked]

Tiggers gotta bounce if he wants to taste that honey

[spicygay]

Please receive Christ

[mysharona1987]

The screenwriter even admitted this, by the way.

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Oh my fucking god we’re trapped in the timeline Marty fucked up

[obsessionisaperfume]

I KNEW THERE WAS A GODDAMN REASON.

[best-of-memes]

[sandandglass]

[winemom-culture]

Me: *is feeling bad* Also me: *can’t think of a way to make it funny* Brain: can’t talk about it then

[sleep-safe]

this is…. meta as fuck

[saltymommie]

POUR ONE OUT FOR CAPTAIN RON BOYS!!!

[lledxela]

Rest In Peace Captian Ron