[fahiries]

I hate feeling like people are getting bored of me

[saiyanpvpi-deactivated20191018]

You’re not here to entertain anybody

[fahiries]

wow you’re right

[waffl3o]

im gonna print this post out

[humansofnewyork]

“One of my plays is getting produced!” “What’s it about?” “So there’s this guy, and he really loves this one girl— she’s the girl of his dreams. But she’s going off to college. So he applies to every nearby college, just so he can be close to her. But the only college that accepts him is a clown college. But here’s the thing— he’s terrified of clowns.”

[grimelords]

this is the funniest fucking thing and I’ve been thinking about it all week

[donotingest]

I thought this would turn out super gross but now I’m interested. What’s the inverse of that “they had us in the first half” meme?

[champagnemanagement]

[lasturlontheleft]

me: *about to look at the merch for an anime I like*

brain: that’s what you want? some fucking anime? some fucking anime merch on your body and in your life? some god damn anime on your walls? fucking anime merch to let everyone know that you like anime? are you fucking kidding me?

[reineables-deactivated20210626]

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses.

[the-descolada]

Are you sure

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

[awwcutefuzzyanimals]

This majestic little lion monster actually made it onto a banister instead of doing his usual hard miss followed by sliding down the railing

[viola-and-chill]

is this the most aesthetic photo I’ve ever seen? possibly

[420moshdad]

do birds ever get sad that they dont have arms

[hotboyproblems]

reaper: i have come to take you

me: let me ask my mom

reaper: it’s not a choi-

me: she said no

[ghoulgoblin520]

[6sheep]

[mjalti]

25 human years to Keanu is equivalent to like 2 minutes. he hasn’t changed outfits cuz he’s barely started his day

[fuckyahumor]

my spirit animal

[adz]

[marieduplessis]

hilf (historian i’d like to fight)

[ahsteria]

fail that test. get drunk and throw up. have your heart broken. burn your toast. be late to class. break a glass. kiss someone awkwardly. look like shit. walk into a pole. eat a pint of ice cream. lose a friend. fail, make mistakes, because that means you’re fucking living.

[rosewater1997]

Are you there god It’s me your bastard child 

[whiskeycrutch]

Power move of the century.

[kelssiel]

i looked this up cause i wanted to know if you could and you can technically but then you’re instantly guilty of contempt of court and go directly to jail

[sjowgren-deactivated20240728]

trial speedrun

[thevoluntaryist-deactivated2018]

I saw this thread on twitter and was able to get screen shots literally minutes before the Grand Prairie Texas High School resource officer deleted his account.  In just one day @flybrownhuniee’s tweet had over 70,000 retweets and 180,000 likes.

Here’s a link to the thread.

[thevoluntaryist-deactivated2018]

They look so proud of themselves. I’m actually embarrassed for them. These are adults in charge of children, and they’ve lowered themselves to taking selfies with property they’ve stolen from the young and defenseless.

[lovelyardie]

Such bravery these cops display. Literally stealing candy from children, and then hiding when an armed shooter comes to murder children. Thin blue line who?

[simonalkenmayer]

Stop policing and start keeping the peace. THAT’S your duty.

[howtotalktogirlsatparties]