Less for Outcasts, More for Weirdos

Alex | 29 | she/her

[awwcutefuzzyanimals]

Thinking about something

[centrumlumina]

[sleepyrogues]

Pro hag, anti ai

[saph-y]

GRACE ROCKY SAVE STARS (and then they chill)

[cyberglittter]

hair by nikki nelms & photography by adrienne raquel

[fudemushi]

If you met someone with the same last name as you, how surprised would you be?

Not at all, it's very common

A little surprised, but wouldn't immediately assume a connection

I would be surprised and assume there was some relation

I would be very surprised that I *hadn't* met this person, we must be related

Does anyone else with this last name even exist?

Voting ended onJun 3

[weaselknievel]

I get so mad when I hear the door open at my job like it's not literally my job to be there and help customers

[weaselknievel]

customer: can't wait to exchange money for goods and services at the store

me: ugh this better not be some asshole looking for goods and services again

[bleedthebeat]

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[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[socksual-innuendos]

@fallout-lou-begas

[opafginger]

[r0zeclawz]

did you know that its impossible to throw an egg really hard onto your bedrooms wall right now try it

[mousegirlheart]

[shinyhill]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: thousand-year-old drinking game

[pitbush]

literally god fucking bless america

[animentality]

[manicpixiedckgirl]

[theaudientvoid]

There are multiple chapters that are set in hospitals where the characters are attempting to recover from injuries that never fully heal. I must once again stress that my experience in WWI was perfectly normal.

[aro-ace-from-outer-space22]

There is a giant horrible mudplain full of unrecoverable and perfectly preserved dead bodies that the characters have to walk through in a land where the air is poisoned gas, and on a compLETELY UNRELATED NOTE: WWI WAS TOTALLY FINE AND NORMAL!!

[zazzedcoffee]

Horsie

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Remaining time: 17045 days 4 hours

[hemoanemic]

it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal

[lthsm]

Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home

[sentimentalslut]

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

[sentimentalslut]

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

[sentimentalslut]

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

[sentimentalslut]

framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse

[podcastwizard]

chuck tingle accidentally used an AI image on his latest cover and not only did he fix the mistake but he made me think the phrase “the skeleton has been replaced out of an abundance of caution,” for which i am eternally grateful

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"