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Don’t mind me just thinking about the hole in the middle of the United States where Chipping sparrows refuse to fuck
Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement
james cameron and christopher nolan have the same sort of obsession with technology that gets in the way of their film-making, but in cameron’s case he’s really breaking new ground and achieving technological feats never seen before in film and in nolan’s case he’s obsessed with an aspect ratio and the concept of a screen that’s really big
Rest in peace Sam Neill. Thank you for the awe and wonder you brought to us.
kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous
you cant obtain me. tiger stance
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"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s
SENATOR DOWN!!!!
I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.
Tell me how your parents met in the tags.
what's that one thing where they asked how ripely from alien was so realistic and believable as a female character in scifi for once and they were like "well we just took the dude from the original script and made him a girl and changed nothing else. it works bc men and women are the same?" and people were like "woah no way" and then didn't learn anything from that for 20 years
"how do you write such believable men as a woman?" "how do you write such believable women a man?" and the answer people who are good at it always give is "i just write people. were literally the exactly the same. do you think the opposite sex is some sorta totally different animal???" and people respond "woah that's wild. yea i do. and im not gonna stop thinking that goodbye :)"
Dorothy L. Sayers: Are Women Human (1938)
it's older than ripley
i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974
i cannot overstate how good it feels to watch older movies where the actors were still allowed to look kinda weird and not be conventionally attractive. like it is genuinely healing
Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)
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Like i said dont ever fucking doubt me again
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