Breaking Free

josiah abrams is the name, cooking is the game

[josiahthejew]

customer: what does the chef recommend?

me, a world famous chef: *is lazy and doesn't want to cook*

me: a hotdog..with ice 😘👌

[shutupandtakemyyen]

[idreamofsushi]

by nevaaland

[josiahthejew]

[kennedybraddock-deactivated2016]

You’re lucky you’re cute. You’re also lucky I’m a sucker for puns, otherwise that never would’ve worked.

[josiahthejew]

But it did and I somehow snagged the most beautiful girl in the world, so I’m fine. 

[kennedybraddock-deactivated2016]

What the fuck, Josiah? How can you say stuff like that with the straightest look on your face? Now I’m going to die. Surely, I’m going to die. Tonight is my last night on Earth.

[josiahthejew]

Well then we better make the most of it. I mean, if you’re going to die might as well go out with a bang.

[kennedybraddock-deactivated2016]

You speak too soon, brave warrior. I’ve been holdin’ back on you. If I let my hormones rage as they pleased you would die, probably. From lack of air. Within five minutes, at least.

[josiahthejew]

But I would die with a smile on my face, and honestly that’s all that matters. 

[btwbran-blog]

I think I’m gonna quit the whole music thing and become a dancer. It’s my true passion, obviously.

[josiahthejew]

You might actually suck a little bit, but I’ll support you. 

[kennedybraddock-deactivated2016]

Y’know, I could, but if I abuse the power, you’re going to get sick of it. I can’t have that. I need a back-up plan when the puppy dog eyes and pouty lips don’t work anymore.

[josiahthejew]

I don’t think I could ever get sick of your kisses. 

[kennedybraddock-deactivated2016]

You always cook me things, Mojo. I should start paying you for it.

[josiahthejew]

You could pay me in kisses? I would definitely not be opposed to that. 

[kennedybraddock-deactivated2016]

It’s one in the morning and we don’t have anything but ice cream to eat. I’m twenty-one but this makes me feel like I’m seven.

[josiahthejew]

I can cook you things if you want? 

[candicekpats]

[josiahthejew]

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