Never Get Off The Bus

Debbie Moon, screenwriter

[drchucktingle]

It’s an important weekend for Mayor Gom. After years of struggling to put his island hamlet, Widow’s Gay, on the map, Gom is finally getting ready for a big weekend of tourism and summer fun that will rival Martha’s Boneyard.

Before the weekend has a chance to kick off, however, several mysterious clangs ring out from the church and storm clouds roll in, the beginning of a terrible prophecy that now threatens to destroy Widow’s Gay forever. According to legend, the only thing that will stop this curse is a hardcore encounter at the lighthouse, but Mayor Gom quickly discovers there are even more mysteries in Widow’s Gay than he initially thought.

It's not a monster in the lighthouse that’s on the hunt for a pound, it’s the lighthouse itself.

This erotic tale is 4,300 words of sizzling human on gay building action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and living lighthouse love.

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please enjoy new tingler WIDOW'S GAY (which many are saying is the new martha's boneyard) out now here or true buckaroo tier patreon

[vincent-van-gtg]

[thatrandyalexfroma03]

Cant risk it.

[nevergetoffthebus]

Original ideas? I'm a screenwriter, mate. I don't *have* original ideas :)

[proudtoehaver]

“I was on a strict diet during Episode VIII, and she was like, ‘Kid, get into that fridge and take some chocolate bars. I have many there.’ And I did,” he recalls. “I failed my diet because Carrie Fisher told me to. And it [felt] great.”

-John Boyega on Carrie Fisher

[fuocogo]

This is the Carrie Fisher post of body positivity reblog for a chocolate bar from her fridge

[nevergetoffthebus]

Kitkat, please, General!

[luna-azzurra]

Real thing that changed how i write: I started asking "what does this character think is wrong with them" and separately "what is actually wrong with them." Those two things are almost never the same. She thinks she's too much. She's actually terrified of being too little. He thinks he's bad at commitment. He's actually just never met someone he trusted enough. The gap between their diagnosis of themselves and the real thing, that's your character arc right there. you don't have to explain it. just write both.

[nevergetoffthebus]

Supernatural | Take our big 25 question quiz

How well do you know Sam and Dean Winchester? Well enough to beat our epic, huge 25-question quiz about Supernatural? We dare you to try!

I don't even go here, but SOME of my followers will surely be interested in this...

[reginaldqueribundus]

also you can't tell me black Vulcans wouldn't sport this type of haircut. the geometric shapes, the clean lines, the symmetry? absolutely Vulcan to the core. straight haired Vulcans wish they could look this flawless. scientifically this is the Most Vulcan Haircut

[galaxianbitch]

there's also the more parabolic traditional Amasunzu hairstyles of the Tutsi, worn up until the 1900's

but, when you get down to it, anything with braids is a remarkable celebration of math (and controlled entropy)

[aaaaaves]

IMPORTANT PSA

ayagdos is transphobic and coined "Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria" and stuff like that

Dont participate in their hate

Relevant article:

The Same Dark Money Behind Project 2025 Is Bankrolling A Northwestern Study Recruiting Trans Kids

Project 2025 outright calls on conservatives to fund and manufacture more “studies” on the “negative” effects of trans-affirming care.

[nevergetoffthebus]

avoid

[knivesandteeth]

Personally love the Idea that most of star trek is reconstructed from personal logs. Because it plugs all the plot holes and explains a bunch of stuff like "why does the ferengi characterisation vary so wildly?" Humans are bigots

"why do the trills change appearance between tng and ds9?" Mistake in the logs

"why arent garak and Bashir fucking?" They are, garak keeps deleting if from the logs

[nevergetoffthebus]

This would explain a lot...

[undeadhousewife]

[nevergetoffthebus]

Same, same.

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

“Aroace people are predators!” To who? Fucking garlic bread??

[lightningstrikes-art]

7/4 – Happy Birthday, Steve Rogers.

[lilaccatholic]

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

[dinomoder]

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

[draconym]

Sorry, my what? My pronouns? Oh, yeah I'm between genders at the moment. No, it's cool, I quit my last gender a little while ago because it really wasn't working out. I don't know if I even have a dream gender anymore.

[draconym]

Oh yeah, it did come with benefits, but they weren't really worth it. The culture was really toxic. To be honest I think I'd prefer a part-time gender so I can just be self-described in my spare time.

[draconym]

I mean, in a perfect world we wouldn't need gender, you know? We could just voluntarily be perceived as much as we're able, as much as makes us feel fulfilled. Having a full-time gender shouldn't be a prerequisite for food, shelter, and healthcare.

[clickbeetle]

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

[clickbeetle]

[vegaofthelyre]

From The Languages of Tolkien’s Middle-Earth by Ruth S. Noel. Though I reject her “makes one wonder” comment entirely. That pun is frankly the crowning glory of the Silm.

[burning-gray-mon]

"The mural that upset a thousand TERFS." Lush Pride mural artist responds to calls for artwork to be removed

A Pride mural in a Lush shop window has sparked a wave of attention, with its creator highlighting its message of trans pride and visibility

[transfemme-shelterdog]

That mural fucks hard and honestly of all animals to give top surgery scars to, a tiger is the best fit.

I hope it stays up.

[genderkoolaid]

^ here's the full thing!